Toby Farrands (b.1978 East Midlands, UK) is a horrible person. He has played games for 25 years, after a gateway gaming experience with Heroquest, then falling over Space Hulk - though subsequently lived to tabletop hoards of miniatures. And is part of that noob crowd putting his towels down over all the good boardgames coming out during this new golden age.
He's that guy whose most likely to say, "It needs more undead dinosaurs" or, "But WHY can't I use a cpu fan to disembowel the zombie?" You know why Toby doesn't drink Martini? He doesn't like dry. If it's not making you bounce around the room in joy, or run away in horror, he's grumpy and nitpickingly trying to add more tropes and pirates.. with robo-parrots.. with (blue) lasers.
Fortunately he has good friends around to tone him down, whilst distilling all the enthusiastic goodness into 'awesome in a box'(tm).