Illustrated by John Kovalic
This bookmark was released to promote Munchkin Kobolds Ate My Baby!
You may use this bookmark in any game of Munchkin or its sequels. It may be used at any time on your turn when you are fighting a monster below Level 10. You may use only one bookmark (of any kind) per game unless you change sex. If you change sex, you may use a second bookmark. You may not use more than two in a game, no matter what.
Show everyone the bookmark so they can satisfy themselves that it is what you say it is.
Do the least convincing imitation possible of the monster you're trying to dismiss. When in doubt, just fill in the blank in the sentence, "I'm a [monster name], not a poor helpless kobold."
Discard an Item. Any Item. You're a kobold; you aren't picky.
Discard one monster that is Level 9 or lower. It takes its Treasure and wanders off, confused.