Things you could say about a boardgame but NOT about your significant other
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Inspired by one of my favorite games on Who's Line Is It Anyway:

Things you can say about a boardgame but NOT about your significant other.

This statements are made with tongue planted firmly in cheek. If you are easily offended, turn back now.

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1. Board Game: Carcassonne: Expansion 1 – Inns & Cathedrals [Average Rating:7.61 Unranked] [Average Rating:7.61 Unranked]
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I really enjoyed the original but that first expansion ruined the whole experience for me.
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2. Board Game: Samurai [Average Rating:7.44 Overall Rank:172]
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We've had many wonderful experiences with two but we tried it with three and found that went beyond our expectations.
 
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3. Board Game: Battle Line [Average Rating:7.42 Overall Rank:179]
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I'm a little disappointed that the bits weren't a better quality.
 
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4. Board Game: Twilight Imperium (Third Edition) [Average Rating:7.90 Overall Rank:48]
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The most exciting part for me is tearing off the shrink wrap and getting the first peek at what's inside.
 
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5. Board Game: Tigris & Euphrates [Average Rating:7.71 Overall Rank:70]
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I love listening to what kind of farts I get as I pull the covers off.
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6. Board Game: Power Grid [Average Rating:7.91 Overall Rank:28]
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It was upsetting to get home from work and find that my friends had stopped by and were giving it a go without me.
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7. Board Game: Taj Mahal [Average Rating:7.32 Overall Rank:306]
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I wish there were an instruction manual in a language I could understand.

Oh, wait... I think this *could* apply to my significant other as well.
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8. Board Game: Pachisi [Average Rating:4.46 Overall Rank:15335]
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Just too simple for me, really lacks depth.
 
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9. Board Game: BANG! [Average Rating:6.54 Overall Rank:1018]
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Bang, Bang, Bang. That's all I ever get.
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10. Board Game: ZÈRTZ [Average Rating:7.31 Overall Rank:478] [Average Rating:7.31 Unranked]
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What, no brass balls?
 
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11. Board Game: Catan: 5-6 Player Extension [Average Rating:7.00 Unranked] [Average Rating:7.00 Unranked]
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I've seen it before, there's nothing to get excited about.
 
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12. Board Game: Magna Grecia [Average Rating:6.59 Overall Rank:2262]
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Decent to play with, but ugly as hell
 
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13. Board Game: Pass the Pigs [Average Rating:5.31 Overall Rank:15217]
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Man, I scored last night! Sure, they were a couple of pigs, but hey, a fella can't be picky. But, oh boy, the positions they wanted to try!
- Ozvortex (did I cross the line?)
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14. Board Game: Foreplay [Average Rating:5.71 Unranked]
 
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I came first! cry
- Ozvortex (no offence Helenoftroy )
 
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15. Board Game: Ikusa [Average Rating:7.01 Overall Rank:690]
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Reknowned for a huge box...
- Ozvortex (I've crossed the line now...)
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16. Board Game: Snifty Snakes [Average Rating:5.36 Overall Rank:13503]
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The bits were very droopy and they flopped all over the place, but once you got used to them they were actually quite fun to play with!
- Ozvortex.
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17. Board Game: Gold Digger [Average Rating:5.73 Overall Rank:6728]
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Gold digger...
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18. Board Game: Carrom [Average Rating:7.00 Overall Rank:1203]
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You're going to need a good lubricant to get this one ready for action. I'd suggest spending a lot of care on the surface, but don't neglect the holes. The more effort you put into it the easier it will be to get your piece in the holes and the more fun you'll have.
- Ozvortex.
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19. Board Game: Loopin' Louie [Average Rating:6.85 Overall Rank:683]
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You'll really need batteries to get this one to start swinging...
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20. Board Game: Old Maid [Average Rating:3.58 Overall Rank:15341]
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Really showing its age...
- Ozvortex.
 
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21. Board Game: All the Best Drinking Games in the World [Average Rating:6.50 Unranked]
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I'd have to be drunk to give it a go...
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22. Board Game: Mahjong [Average Rating:7.02 Overall Rank:618]
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Its a lot heavier than I anticipated
 
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23. Board Game: Blow Out [Average Rating:0.00 Unranked]
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I kept pumping and pumping until I eventually blew - what a mess I made!
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24. Board Game: HeroQuest [Average Rating:7.07 Overall Rank:547]
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I'm surprised how well it holds up, considering its used.
 
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25. Board Game: Talisman (third edition): Dragon's Tower [Average Rating:6.99 Unranked] [Average Rating:6.99 Unranked]
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Maybe Im just twisted, but its been sitting in a box, in the attic for years in tiny little pieces.
 
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