The Super Secret Golden Camel Society
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Hello, I am Jake Stief, and I have gathered you here today to talk about and list members of the Secret Golden Camel Society. goldencamel
It is in the comment section of this geek list that you will talk about your conspiracy theories about this elite BGG group. (Note, anyone who happens to post anything that is true about this club, especially how to get in, me and the other members would have to kill you... and anyone who has read your post ninja ) But first I would like you to take a gander at all of the members within this club. They will be answering a few questions for you. I will warn you that not even some members know why they are in this group. I myself am I member. I may know, but perhaps I don't.

1. Tell us a bit about yourself
2. When did you recieve your Golden Camel?
3. How did you react to recieving your Golden Camel?
4. If you don't know why or how you got your Camel then what do you think was the cause? If you do know tell us what you though the process to getting inducted into this super secretive club was before you got in.
5. If you could taunt anyone with your Golden Camel, who would this person be?
6. If you had the power to trade your camel to another user, what would they need to offer before you accept?
7. How has the camel affected your time on BGG, RPG, or VGG
8. Have you ever killed a user because they "knew too much"?

As for anyone else looking at this list, please do comment:
1. Anything golden camel related
3. Conspiracy theories about the Golden Camel
2. Anything else, it realy doesn't matter
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1. Board Game: Advanced Squad Leader [Average Rating:7.97 Overall Rank:254] [Average Rating:7.97 Unranked]
Jake E. Stief
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1. Hi, hi, hi! I am Jake Stief. I of course love board games, especially war games. Some of my favs include Advanced Squad Leader, Chess, and Axis and Allies. Other than board games I like to read, write, construct miniature models, and play ping-pong

2. 8/5/2011. This was actually the second BGG "award" I had ever received.

3. I shocked! I was flabbergasted! Ever since I learned about this secret society I looked up to its members, but to become one was amazing. There might have even been a slight, "YES!"

4. I have some information you may like to know about the Golden Camel ninja but it would cost your life. But seriously, to save you the tension, the actual process to get a Golden Camel is; channel up, channel down, 2, *, 7, 7.

5. I have already been taunting a user
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. He has been questioning me about the badge for some time now.

6. Another goldencamel

7. I have had to become more careful about what information I let by to users. I have had to go into hiding, as I have been chased and captured by angry mobs wanting to know the secret process. I have been water boarded, stretched, cut, burned, scalded, etc, all because people wanted to become a member of the Secret Golden Camel Society. But I have always kept my mouth shut.

8. Yes. There was one...myself. There is a cost to becoming a part of this society. You must cut out a part of your brain so you forget how you became a member once you are a member.
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2. RPG Item: Bob, Lord of Evil [Average Rating:9.32 Overall Rank:1816]
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1. I am 65 and retired
back in June 2009 I was invited to join the RPGG Beta Team
my only qualification was being a real life friend of wavemotion
I didn't even know how to navigate the Geek gulp
I culdn't spl admn, tday I r 1
I spend hours each day helping the Geek
for more information see my profile

2. I received the MB on May 25, 2010, a month after becoming a RPGG Admin

3. I was surprised and happy to get a limited distribution MB, it was not my first ninja

4. I do not know who gave me the MB
I do know that I received the MB a few minutes after saying Happy Birthday in Chit-Chat to a fellow Admin
that Admin is also a owner of the mb going back to 2008

5. I don't taunt users, I Intimidate them
I have a mb reputation to maintain, really
see the Item Image I selected devil

6. I have the power to award MBs, I will not abuse it

7. affect of ownership
.. a few users have begged me for the mb
.. some owners have told me stories on how they got their mb

8. killing users is not allowed
.. once I used a poor choice of words in a Geekmail with
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it had something to do with killing users, we both had a great laugh


Bonus
I own some limited distribution Microbadges
they were awared to me for RPGG work
they can not be purchased
they have under 10 owners

Identify the MB and post a reply to this GL Item
I will give the first reply per MB 20

sorry, admin related MBs do not count

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edit: because users don't read the fine print
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3. Board Game: Through the Desert [Average Rating:7.06 Overall Rank:454]
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1. I am not a camel made of gold in real life. I know, surprising, but true.
2. Feb. 26, 2008. I was number 2 or 3 to receive it. It was much cooler back then, but only a couple of us can vouch for that.
3. I gave thanks to he who provides.
4. Back in the very early days, I think it was actually available for purchase but was taken off the market before anyone bought it. A golden (ha ha) opportunity missed. No, I did not buy my way in. And I could be wrong. But I doubt it.
5. Vandemonium. He lusts after my golden camel. He does have a golden toilet to throw up in when his covetousness makes him physically ill.
6. Their firstborn child, living and spun from straw.
7. You can't imagine. It's like looking back from the future at everyone now or down from a higher plane of existence and thinking "Oh, those poor souls. Someday they'll learn and their lives will become much better. But they can't handle it now. Not yet."
8. Never had a need until now. The first rule of Golden Camel Club is you don't...watch yourself, CrazyJake. You walk a very, very fine line. I hope you don't not wake under the corpse of a camel in your bed. That could be...unpleasant.
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1. Tell us a bit about yourself

I am a geek trapped in the form of a meat popsicle. Currently, I am obsessed with painting all of my board game minis. I have done about 1500 in the past 20 months. Feel free to peruse my profile for more info. Unfortunately, life has intervened in me spending more time on the geek the last few months. I love the community here on all three domains.


2. When did you recieve your Golden Camel?

That sounds kinky.


3. How did you react to receiving your Golden Camel?

Gushing and blushing as I changed my underpants.


4. If you don't know why or how you got your Camel then what do you think was the cause? If you do know tell us what you though the process to getting inducted into this super secretive club was before you got in.

There is a club? I thought it was around to spit at me.


5. If you could taunt anyone with your Golden Camel, who would this person be?

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He keeps asking me how often I ride and mount my camel. I am not sure what that really means, but I am afraid for all camels falling under his power.


6. If you had the power to trade your camel to another user, what would they need to offer before you accept?

Proof that they changed Bob's alignment to Lawful Good.


7. How has the camel affected your time on BGG, RPG, or VGG

I have needed a lot more showers. It also keeps shoving me into new projects for the geek. It eats contributor badges.


8. Have you ever killed a user because they "knew too much"?

No, I just seem to make users wish they were dead. One of my more enduring qualities.


I know it seems obvious, but the camel has exceedingly low standards and bad taste. Surely, that is the only way it stomachs following me around.
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6. Board Game: Money! [Average Rating:6.53 Overall Rank:1647]
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1. Tell us a bit about yourself

Long-time gamer, first-time Camel poster.

2. When did you recieve your Golden Camel?

November 2011.

3. How did you react to recieving your Golden Camel?

I was pretty jazzed about it.

4. If you don't know why or how you got your Camel then what do you think was the cause? If you do know tell us what you though the process to getting inducted into this super secretive club was before you got in.

I thought it was some sort of sexual favors for Derk. As it turned out, it cost me 1,000,000 GG to buy in to the club. I admit this only because it is public record on my list of GG transactions.

5. If you could taunt anyone with your Golden Camel, who would this person be?

Doesn't it already taunt everyone who doesn't have one?

6. If you had the power to trade your camel to another user, what would they need to offer before you accept?

This is a family site.

7. How has the camel affected your time on BGG, RPG, or VGG

Pretty much just having to fill out this geek list.

8. Have you ever killed a user because they "knew too much"?

Only in real life.
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7. Board Game: Kool-Aid Kid's Trivia Game [Average Rating:4.60 Unranked]
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1. I am Scott. I've been an admin on here for a while. I do things.

2. 03/16/08. I also had a Golden Meeple, then, when it wasn't just a prize for thumbs.

3. At the time I received it, I was mostly ambivalent. No wait, indifferent.

4. I know how and why I got my camel, and I know how and why several other camel owners received theirs.

5. I don't taunt.

6. The camel is not for trading.

7. Immaterial to the camel, I now spend more time on each of the sites than I did when I received the camel. As a matter of fact, my usage of RPGG and VGG have markedly increased.

8. No, but I have deleted users for things they had done.
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8. Board Game: Chavo-poly [Average Rating:3.00 Unranked]
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And that's how I got my golden Camel.

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9. RPG Item: The Blue Camel [Average Rating:8.50 Unranked]
Jan
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1. Tell us a bit about yourself

Hi, my name is Barad, I'm a the dwarf that hangs out mostly in the tavern but you can find me on all three geek domains.

2. When did you recieve your Golden Camel?

I just got it moments ago.

3. How did you react to recieving your Golden Camel?

What? Why?

4. If you don't know why or how you got your Camel then what do you think was the cause? If you do know tell us what you though the process to getting inducted into this super secretive club was before you got in.

No idea.

5. If you could taunt anyone with your Golden Camel, who would this person be?

Jaime Lawrence
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, but he has one already...

6. If you had the power to trade your camel to another user, what would they need to offer before you accept?

No offer can come close to the camel.

7. How has the camel affected your time on BGG, RPG, or VGG

Well when this geeklist started we did have some fun changing our avatar to a golden camel, that was great fun.

8. Have you ever killed a user because they "knew too much"?

I only meet a couple of members a year, but I will take my axe to the next meeting just in case...
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10. RPG: Mutants & Masterminds Third Edition [Average Rating:7.34 Overall Rank:83]
Andrew Goenner
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1. Tell us a bit about yourself
Well hi! I'm Andrew, been on BGG since 2008, after a brief hiatus came back and have become more involved with RPGG in 2010. I love all kinds of games, be it board games, video games or roleplaying games although the last are closest to my heart.

2. When did you recieve your Golden Camel?
Just about ten minutes ago (9/14/2012)

3. How did you react to recieving your Golden Camel?
"What the heck is this thing? And does it store molten gold in its humps?"

4. If you don't know why or how you got your Camel then what do you think was the cause? If you do know tell us what you though the process to getting inducted into this super secretive club was before you got in.
I have absolutely no clue how I ended up with this thing. I'm hoping it's not like the "black spot" in Treasure Island.

5. If you could taunt anyone with your Golden Camel, who would this person be?
Hmmmmm...
Probably
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since he was a big part of my getting more involved with RPGG.
Also because he's a filthy Amberite and it's just one more reason why we Chaosians are superior.

6. If you had the power to trade your camel to another user, what would they need to offer before you accept?
Any 20 role playing games I requested.

7. How has the camel affected your time on BGG, RPG, or VGG
It hasnt' yet, I just got it. But I do feel more powerful. I think this thing might instill superpowers.

8. Have you ever killed a user because they "knew too much"?
Yes. And now YOU know too much...
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11. RPG Item: Pathfinder Society Field Guide [Average Rating:7.34 Overall Rank:1958]
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1. Tell us a bit about yourself Hi, I am Leonie. RPG geek (pathfinder, dr. Who, Star Trek), boardgamegeek and occasionally wandering VGG.
2. When did you recieve your Golden Camel? Just now.
3. How did you react to receiving your Golden Camel? An mb? What for? Signing in on the geek: What? How? Why? Yay!
4. If you don't know why or how you got your Camel then what do you think was the cause? If you do know tell us what you though the process to getting inducted into this super secretive club was before you got in. Probably the begging part.
5. If you could taunt anyone with your Golden Camel, who would this person be? I wouldn't taunt.
6. If you had the power to trade your camel to another user, what would they need to offer before you accept? No trade. This camel is priceless!
7. How has the camel affected your time on BGG, RPG, or VGG I will have more golden moments now!
8. Have you ever killed a user because they "knew too much"? That information is classified.
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12. RPG: Dread [Average Rating:7.77 Overall Rank:20]
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1. Tell us a bit about yourself.

I started on BGG but only as a lurker...then I got sucked into the RPGG rabbit hole and am pretty sure there's no coming back out. Fortunately, the red pill tastes goooooooddddd!

2. When did you recieve your Golden Camel?

This morning, in the Great Golden Camel Cascade of twenty-twelve!

3. How did you react to receiving your Golden Camel?

To be honest, it was a great pick-me-up...and well-timed too!

4. If you don't know why or how you got your Camel then what do you think was the cause? If you do know tell us what you though the process to getting inducted into this super secretive club was before you got in.

It all started with this picture I uploaded last year...you can't imagine the ruckus it caused with the admins:



and then HAPPY FUN BALL

(Actually, I have no idea what I did. I fear that I might have failed my SAN check and be hallucinating this whole thing.)

5. If you could taunt anyone with your Golden Camel, who would this person be?

Clearly

Olive: Giving a hoot since 2010!
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because I like to live on the edge.

6. If you had the power to trade your camel to another user, what would they need to offer before you accept?

An actual golden camel. Probably a llama would work as well.

7. How has the camel affected your time on BGG, RPG, or VGG?

Now I get to play with the cool kids.

8. Have you ever killed a user because they "knew too much"?

No. Never. Certainly not anybody in my play-by-forum games.
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13. Board Game: But Wait, There's More! [Average Rating:6.78 Overall Rank:3063] [Average Rating:6.78 Unranked]
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A bit late to the party.


1. Tell us a bit about yourself: All you need to know is ecapsulated in the title Dr. Empress Toggy. Though I am a bit busy ATM teaching a intensive 2 week bio lab course.

2. When did you recieve your Golden Camel?

Fri Sep 14, 2012 12:53 pm
3. How did you react to recieving your Golden Camel?

Wait, what? O_o

4. If you don't know why or how you got your Camel then what do you think was the cause? If you do know tell us what you though the process to getting inducted into this super secretive club was before you got in.

All hypotheses on the subject have yet to be proven. Ill get back to you when I have data.

5. If you could taunt anyone with your Golden Camel, who would this person be?

Why taunt when you can flaunt it?

6. If you had the power to trade your camel to another user, what would they need to offer before you accept?

If they pay my student loan debt in fill, they can have it.

7. How has the camel affected your time on BGG, RPG, or VGG.

Not yet cause life if hell. Hell I say.

8. Have you ever killed a user because they "knew too much"?

If I told you, I would have to send Olive after you, and trust me, you do NOT want that.
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14. Board Game: Through the Desert [Average Rating:7.06 Overall Rank:454]
Travis Dean
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1. Tell us a bit about yourself
I've always been into gaming, but got into the breadth of BGG style tabletop gaming around 2007. I've moved quite a bit and met many good people from BGG admins to board game enthusiasts and a mesh of people in between. I love almost all types of games, but generally like abstract strategy, euro, 18xx, and ameritrash. I've recently started up a small free, donation-only 2-day board game convention in San Diego, CA and am looking forward to making the event recurring. I love meeting new people so if you're ever in my area or attending a con with me and want to meet up, just send me a message! I might even let you glimpse the golden camel. zombie

2. When did you recieve your Golden Camel?
About 5 days ago.

3. How did you react to recieving your Golden Camel?
How would you react? It's like obtaining the lost ark or the crystal skull (except this camel is something much more rare). It's awesome! But you dare not tell anybody for fear of your life. Or worse, losing the golden camel.

4. If you don't know why or how you got your Camel then what do you think was the cause? If you do know tell us what you though the process to getting inducted into this super secretive club was before you got in.
Oh I know. But I won't tell. Or maybe I don't know. But this is what may or may not go down in the books.
It all started one day when I was stalking subscribed to
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who started Scarlett_O and the Quest for the Golden Camel. I was amused, and when I see a challenge such as this one, I begin to drool. I mean, I may already have a Taj Mahal rupee clump, 4 Bloombergs to complete my Packrat Primary Colors 2008, 2 copies of Master Thieves, and the wand from Merlin Mystery, but nothing so rare as the Golden Camel. This was a quest to seek out. So I read, and I followed, and dug. I dug to a dangerous depth.

Suddenly, an auction occurred. I could have a hard-sought golden camel, for mere GeekGold! I broke open my piggy bank and my wife's and pooled my hundred or so GeekGold for the auction. No way I can lose now. But the bidding war raged on. Soon, I was left in the dust. But I wasn't the only casualty. Some poor fools such as N/A ended up in a great debt to BGG, having millions of negative GeekGold after the auction, and no camel to show for it. You don't want to know how he dug himself out of that hole.

But I didn't dare give up, I pushed, I dug, I snuck around the deep catacombs of BGG, and was jumped! I lost something. I lost my uberbadge. To this day, my uberbadge is not my own, but it has succumbed and been taken by the Golden Camel. I tried to fight it, but I realized the more I fought, the more dangerous waters I was in. Soon, the golden camel would drown me. So I did what I thought to be best, I pretended to forget the Golden Camel. I pretended to ignore the beautiful, glorious beast that was circling my head. Until recently. I don't know if you noticed, but there used to be 7 camels up there. One got loose. It was recent, so the scent was fresh. I followed the trail, and found that camel. I secured him in place, and now I'm free. Of the 7th camel. The other 6 are still watching. I think now they are waiting, waiting for me to forget. For me to stop watching my back. They'll get me, one of these days, but I don't intend to let that day come anytime soon...

5. If you could taunt anyone with your Golden Camel, who would this person be?
Done and done.

6. If you had the power to trade your camel to another user, what would they need to offer before you accept?
Trade the camel away? Ha ha ha ha. Seriously, what's the question?

7. How has the camel affected your time on BGG, RPG, or VGG
Fame, Fortune, and Glory. And the adventure to find it.

8. Have you ever killed a user because they "knew too much"?
Don't you think you're "asking too much"? sauron
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15. RPG Item: Excursion into the Bizarre [Average Rating:5.00 Unranked]
 
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1. Tell us a bit about yourself

I'm on the cusp between Aquarius and Pisces. It's very confusing.

I lurk on the BGG and VGG domains, but I'm active on RPGG.

2. When did you recieve your Golden Camel?

9/12/2014 in the morning.

3. How did you react to recieving your Golden Camel?

Disbelief. In fact, due to my extensive D&D training, I attempted to disbelieve... but it was still there. OR IS IT? Stupid Gnome Illusionists.

4. If you don't know why or how you got your Camel then what do you think was the cause? If you do know tell us what you though the process to getting inducted into this super secretive club was before you got in.

So, here's my theory. I complained about a late Kickstarter yesterday. I figured I'm likely the first person to ever do that on the Geek.

5. If you could taunt anyone with your Golden Camel, who would this person be?

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Because that's what I do.

6. If you had the power to trade your camel to another user, what would they need to offer before you accept?

A Six Demon Bag.

7. How has the camel affected your time on BGG, RPG, or VGG

My posts sound like I'm sitting a bit straighter. You noticed, right?

8. Have you ever killed a user because they "knew too much"?

Hahahaha. Killing is so gauche. I send Old & Chaotic Evil Bob after them.
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16. Board Game: Flash Point: Fire Rescue – Honor & Duty [Average Rating:7.62 Unranked] [Average Rating:7.62 Unranked] [Average Rating:7.62 Unranked]
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While at BGG Con I had a little too much to drink one night. I was talking with some others, while playing a quick friendly game of Diplomacy, when the Golden Camel Came up. Next think I can remember I was waking up in the closet of a strange room with a bag of fresh fish. I thought when I got home I would have the Golden Camel Microbadge, I did not. Now to figure out what really happened in the room...

UPDATE 09 February 2015

I was surprised to find a new Micro Badge when I logged in today. I am Honored to be added as the 23rd Golden Camel. I will try to do my Duty in support of the Camel.


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I am a long time gamer, lost from the fold and fond again about 10 years ago. I grew up in a game family, we either had a board game or a deck of cards out all the time.

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Today 2015-02-9

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3. How did you react to recieving your Golden Camel?
I fell off my chair and almost hurt myself. I gathered myself back up. I am honored to be added to the society and will try my best to do my duty to the society.

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4. If you don't know why or how you got your Camel then what do you think was the cause? If you do know tell us what you though the process to getting inducted into this super secretive club was before you got in.
To answer this question would be to violate the code of the society. We all "know" what we did. The real question is do you know what I did, I do.

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I would taunt
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, but both are members.

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There is not enough geek gold in all the verse.

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I am now bound by duty to spend more time on BGG and get back into RPG. Was never a big VGG person.

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I was sworn to not talk about this as part of the plea bargain for my release. If I speak any more of it here I will have to kill all that read this for knowing too much.

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17. Board Game: Golden Goal [Average Rating:5.76 Unranked]
1. Tell us a bit about yourself.

I'm EndersGame, I've been around here since 2005, and I'm known to post the occasional review and photo. Long time admirer of the Golden Camel's hump.

2. When did you receive your Golden Camel?

September 2015. I was just browsing BGG one morning, and suddenly I had a dream that I was riding a little pony. At first I thought I was writing another My Little Pony Hide & Seek review. But after some slight dizziness, I actually realized it was not a pony but a golden camel. I checked my User Profile, and BAM there it was: the Golden Camel.

3. How did you react to receiving your Golden Camel?

Disbelief. Amazement. Gratitude. It didn't come with batteries, but I can overlook that. I'm almost ready to sell all my other microbadges now that I have this one. I also think I've been permanently cured of analysis paralysis.

4. If you don't know why or how you got your Camel then what do you think was the cause? If you do know tell us what you though the process to getting inducted into this super secretive club was before you got in.

You know how on Facebook some people list their relationship as "Complicated"? It's like that, except it's a Golden Camel. You don't really find the Golden Camel, it finds you.

5. If you could taunt anyone with your Golden Camel, who would this person be?

That's a trick question. You might feel taunted just by reading this, but that's just a normal phase on the path to enlightenment. Revealing more could cause you nausea and headaches, or disturb the balance of the universe, and that isn't really the way of The Order of the Golden Camel.

6. If you had the power to trade your camel to another user, what would they need to offer before you accept?

You do become "one" with the Golden Camel after receiving it, so this is entirely theoretical. It's hard to imagine life from now on being possible without a golden hump, and even a year's supply of freeze-dried food and a gold aqualung wouldn't really guarantee survival without it. Otherwise I might consider an offer that included world peace and ownership of an NFL team.

7. How has the camel affected your time on BGG, RPG, or VGG?

Definitely. One of the known side effects of the Golden Camel is the potential for time travel. I've experienced it more than once that I logged into BGG, and suddenly found myself an hour forward in time, with no explanation of what happened in the mean time.

8. Have you ever killed a user because they "knew too much"?

You know all those deleted users? The overly curious should be warned that some of these unfortunate incidents were the result of failed Golden Camel quests. Once someone is enlightened there isn't really any way for them to go back without some kind of lobotomizing or purging, but I've not personally been involved with this yet.
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18. Board Game: Camel Up [Average Rating:7.06 Overall Rank:427]
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Hi, everyone! My subscriptions pinged with new posts to this Geeklist today, which remimded me that the Christmas season inevitably brings thoughts of the Golden Camel and the three wise men he carried to Bethlehem with their gifts of frankincense and myrrh before getting back to his real job of confounding gamers with equal parts frustration and joy.

I also realized I have been remiss in not posting here to help my fellow bgg friends as they travel a hazardous and lonely path searching for the elusive beastie.


1. Tell us a bit about yourself

I'm a board game meetup group organizer. When I die, I intend to come back as a board game zombie.
zombie Gaaaaames, gaaaaaaaaames! zombie


2. When did you receive your Golden Camel?

On Thought you'd find some right after secret info here, didn't you?.


3. How did you react to recieving your Golden Camel?

I was in the post office parking lot, about to mail off some presents, when my phone pinged with a geekmail notification. (Yes, I have geekmail forwarded to my phone. Don't you?)
It was a microbadge notification.
I thought maybe my chat level had gone up.

When I saw it was a GOLDEN CAMEL, well, I'd like to say I handled it with the same "je ne sais quoi" that
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displyed, but the sad truth is I jumped up and down in my seat and screamed so loudly that I startled the poor people in the car next to mine so much that they both jumped. Then I had to get out of the car and carry my packages past their wary, watchful, distrusting gazes.
But I cared not, for I had a Golden Camel!


4. If you don't know why or how you got your Camel then what do you think was the cause? If you do know tell us what you though the process to getting inducted into this super secretive club was before you got in.

Shenanigans, skulduggery, BGG back alley dealings. It's a long and twisted road, my friends. Ponder deep within yourself before undertaking this quest. You will not emerge unchanged...but then I have a notoriously bad memory, so maybe that was something else.


5. If you could taunt anyone with your Golden Camel, who would this person be?

I would never!



6. If you had the power to trade your camel to another user, what would they need to offer before you accept?

A fool and her Camel are soon parted. I'm not even going down that hypothetical path!


7. How has the camel affected your time on BGG, RPG, or VGG

The camel makes travel between threads a bit smoother, and I can bring all my games with me in saddlebags, so that's nice.


8. Have you ever killed a user because they "knew too much"?

Nah. I leave that to:
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Good luck everyone! May the Golden Camel wander your way.

And if you ever meet someone who warns you of the crazy woman who shrieks about golden camels in the parking lot, well, it was just that one time. Really.
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19. RPG: The Fool on the Hill [Average Rating:0.00 Unranked]
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1. Where to start... I love games so much I spend hours making them. I'm a bit of a jack of all trades, doing art, design, writing, and programming. I hang out in all the design forums. I love pies more than anything and would happily eat savory and sweet pies every day of the week.

2. 12/22/2016 at 10:24 AM PDT... there must be a hidden significance to the numbers! 12+22+2016 = 7 in numerology, as does 10:24... 7! That must be a clue!

3. Tears literally came to my eyes. I'm speechless... luckily I can still type through the blurry haze.

4. Perhaps it is because of the hours I spent responding to children game designers this past week instead of playing video games? Perhaps because of hours I spend voting in the design contests? Perhaps because I'm active on BGG/RPGG/VGG and have games I've made in all three databases? I just don't know!

5. Aw, that would be mean... devil but probably Pat or Jay, since they wouldn't care.

6. Nothing. I'd give it for free, like it freely came to me. No need for a bribe. Though... if you happened to have a copy of, say, Discover: Lands Unknown or the Nobilis white book... I'd find a way to make it happen.

7. I have spent hours trying to figure this out... I'll probably spend more hours contemplating "why me?" But I no longer will spend time hunting down theories trying to find out how I will get one.

8. That would be telling! ninja
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20. Board Game: Heroscape Master Set: Rise of the Valkyrie [Average Rating:7.43 Overall Rank:302] [Average Rating:7.43 Unranked]
"GAME OVER, MAN. GAME OVER!"
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1) My name is Jesper, I play games. I have been hosting a weekly game night for around ten years, and for longer than that, I have worked professionally with kids and gaming. My biggest claim to fame on BGG is probably the founding of the League of Extraordinary Heroscapers. A not so secret, secret society, that now has THREE different microbadges.

2) Jesperday, December 22. 2016

3) I was surprised, happy and intrigued...

4) Very simple! The Camel Club needed a dane!
(Also, I have some incriminating videotapes from the North Tower, and blackmailed my way in...)

5) I would taunt Toni the tawny tauntaun.

6) ONE MILLION DOLLARS!!! MUHAHAHAHAA!!! Muhaha... Ha... Hmrm...huh...

7) I'll probably spend a lot less time around here, since I hurt my typing hand learning the secret handshake...

8) If I told you... You know the drill...
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21. RPG: A Guide to the Ars Camelopandi [Average Rating:0.00 Unranked]
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Apparently I received somebody else's camel by mistake. It's the only rational explanation.

1. Tell us a bit about yourself
I'm this duck, you know? Occasionally I wear a camel suit.

2. When did you recieve your Golden Camel?
The morning of the 23rd of December 2016, unlike the others. This is because I live in the future. You should try it!

3. How did you react to recieving your Golden Camel?

That's not how you spell "receiving".

Anyway, I was sitting on the can at the time. TMI? Don't care.

Anyway^2, I was super depressed and anxious at the time, and trying to shake the concomitant sense of paralysing inertia so that I could drag my fluffy butt to work. And then I saw the geekmail, and everything was kittens and roses, and I skipped to work while bluebirds trilled overhead and people performed complicated dance routines.

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Actually, I stared at the geekmail and thought that at any other time I'd have been thrilled instead of feeling nauseous and scared and small. But I did drag myself to work, and it was good, and there was even cake. No lie.


4. If you don't know why or how you got your Camel then what do you think was the cause? If you do know tell us what you though the process to getting inducted into this super secretive club was before you got in.

Clerical error. Had to be.

5. If you could taunt anyone with your Golden Camel, who would this person be?

I would taunt
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, but she got her Golden Camel years ago. So that's a bust.

6. If you had the power to trade your camel to another user, what would they need to offer before you accept?

No trades - I wouldn't dare to offend the Camel.

7. How has the camel affected your time on BGG, RPG, or VGG

Well, my avatar is different. So there's that.

8. Have you ever killed a user because they "knew too much"?
Why? What have you heard??

* sharpens knife *


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22. RPG Item: B1: In Search of the Unknown [Average Rating:6.82 Overall Rank:825]
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Is it the Camel itself we may only speak of in whispers? Are we to be distracted and led astray by the minimizing myths of the noble beast?

Camel's ears cropped by Zeus for its hubris? The Camel before us lays that lie to rest.

Did the Red Ghost Camel truly die? And whose skull was it that toppled from its back? Will we really trust Mizoo Hastings' word on the matter? I think not.

And what of that vile calumny regarding the rolling in ashes to get back at Rat who won that contest so long ago on the Mongolian steppe? That is another petty parlor trick to besmirch the true nobility of the beast in question.

No, we may speak of the Camel as symbolic of The Journey. It is Camel that maintains that steady, inexorable pace that continues on along that arduous path, that arid trek that thwarts all but the most devoted. The Camel is that tireless, mysterious pilgrim who knows no surcease until the destination be reached. And we must become the Camel in order to make that Pilgrimage. So we may speak of facets we know of the Camel- that is not forbidden- though we will never truly plumb its depths. Rather it is the Camel's goal, that end place of which we cannot speak aloud. It is that recondite destination hidden away behind veils of sand and adversity toward which the Camel plods that we must only allude to in whispers. And that is what the Golden Camel represents.
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23. Board Game: Anachrony [Average Rating:8.13 Overall Rank:47]
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1. Tell us a bit about yourself

I come from the future. It is late summer 2017, and I have successfully defended my dissertation, closed on our first house, and moved to Utah. As for other details from the future, I am not at liberty to disclose such things.

2. When did you receive your Golden Camel?

It really was the darndest thing. I had just hit "send" to submit my finished dissertation to my committee. I remember it because this *was* going to be the most momentous occasion of my non-family life. But that honor was short-lived, as just two hours later at 1:45PM on June 1, 2017, I received the golden camel. That moment became the most momentous of my non-family life. I was in total disbelief... Turning in a dissertation, closing on my first house, AND the golden camel, in one day? Wow.

3. How did you react to receiving your Golden Camel?

I bought a house.

4. If you don't know why or how you got your Camel then what do you think was the cause? If you do know tell us what you though the process to getting inducted into this super secretive club was before you got in.

I think I got my golden camel because I posted an entry in this geeklist, stating I received the golden camel in the future. A prophecy, of sorts, if you will. ninja

5. If you could taunt anyone with your Golden Camel, who would this person be?

I'm taunting myself in the past, right now, actually. Nananana, past me! You don't have a golden camel yet!

6. If you had the power to trade your camel to another user, what would they need to offer before you accept?

Never.

7. How has the camel affected your time on BGG, RPG, or VGG


Again, I am not at liberty to disclose further details of the future.

8. Have you ever killed a user because they "knew too much"?
See my answer to #7.
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24. RPG Item: The Hidden City [Average Rating:0.00 Unranked]
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1. Tell us a bit about yourself

I'm a rolling stone.

2. When did you receive your Golden Camel?

On the first day of my new life.

3. How did you react to receiving your Golden Camel?

What camel?

4. If you don't know why or how you got your Camel then what do you think was the cause? If you do know tell us what you thought the process to getting inducted into this super secretive club was before you got in.

I thought the process was a series of grueling tests, both physical and mental, that take place over the course of three months in the mountains of ............ I was correct.


5. If you could taunt anyone with your Golden Camel, who would this person be?

Nah.


6. If you had the power to trade your camel to another user, what would they need to offer before you accept?

Nah.


7. How has the camel affected your time on BGG, RPG, or VGG?

Well, I was logging in to update some PbF games and now I'm here instead.


8. Have you ever killed a user because they "knew too much"?


Not in real life, but I make little tiny flip-books of myself crushing the earth between my thumb and forefinger.
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Clark Timmins
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West Jordan
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So stop your cheap comment, 'cause we know what we feel...
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Don't know what I want but I know how to get it.
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1. Tell us a bit about yourself
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2. When did you receive your Golden Camel?
On or about mb mb mbmbmb mbmbmb pm

3. How did you react to receiving your Golden Camel?
I immediately went to my profile and clicked [Edit Microbages].

4. If you don't know why or how you got your Camel then what do you think was the cause? If you do know tell us what you though the process to getting inducted into this super secretive club was before you got in.
I don't understand that question.

5. If you could taunt anyone with your Golden Camel, who would this person be?
mb Nya nya, mine's newer. I sure miss the old codger.

6. If you had the power to trade your camel to another user, what would they need to offer before you accept?
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7. How has the camel affected your time on BGG, RPG, or VGG
It's nice finally to be able to charge for my autograph.

8. Have you ever killed a user because they "knew too much"?
I assert my fifth amendment privilege.
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