Ohhhh SNAP! Board Game One-liners (and other jokes too)
Kenny VenOsdel
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Inspired by this thread. Post some good quotes you've heard while playing board games. If I lol you'll probably get geekgold.
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1. Board Game: Zendo [Average Rating:7.28 Overall Rank:694]
Rob Steward
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"Traveling the Rhone by boat... requires a boat."
 
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2. Board Game: Guillotine [Average Rating:6.54 Overall Rank:1010]
Chris Talmadge
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You know who you remind me of?
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3. Board Game: Cape Horn [Average Rating:6.01 Overall Rank:4812]
Chris Bailey
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"You guys interested in some Cape Horn?"
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4. Board Game: Stone Age [Average Rating:7.61 Overall Rank:79]
Stephen McHale
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I take the love shack action.

My wife says "Ah, the good old days". (I no longer have a prostrate.)
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5. Board Game: Poker [Average Rating:6.70 Overall Rank:884]
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Playing dealer's choice...

Dealer calls "1 eyed jack, king with the axe, pair of natural sevens wins".

Unnamed player: "what's a pair of natural 7s?"

Me: "A 7....and a 7".

He still didn't get it.
 
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6. Board Game: Outside the Scope of BGG [Average Rating:6.75 Overall Rank:2634]
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Playing a made-up card game based on the RL Stine "Goosebumps" books, in which players attempt to escape the haunted house, including 3 different types of zombie and a laundry monster.

A new player asks:

"Are zombies cumulative?"
 
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7. Board Game: Catan [Average Rating:7.22 Overall Rank:293] [Average Rating:7.22 Unranked]
Jason Josephson
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Upon placing the robber on any of the Grain spaces, someone in our group is likely to say "Stop crop blocking me!"
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8. Board Game: The Secret of Monte Cristo [Average Rating:6.19 Overall Rank:3902]
Jason Josephson
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"Supplies!" Every single time someone takes the supplies action. It's shocking.

My group is pretty punny. Sometimes it hurts.
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