This is why Santa isn't talking to you... (For all the Targets with Silent Santas)
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Well, I got a message from Santa today and it seems that I'm on the Naughty List! No surprise there! blush

Luckily Santa has offered me a way to gain back some Nice Points.

He told me that he noticed there were a lot of people who were sad that they haven't heard from Santa yet... and he's right, I've seen a lot of people who are disappointed that they haven't heard from Santa yet.

So, he told me that it was my duty to cheer those people up!

So, I thought about sending them messages of good cheer...but soon decided that might just disappoint them even further to see a new message in their inbox and get all excited thinking it was Santa...only to discover a message from me. soblue I didn't want to do that!

Then I figured I would, instead, make a silly geeklist to help cheer ya'll up!

SO... without further ado...

This is why Santa isn't talking to you...

(Disclaimer: This is just a silly geeklist; Santa may or may not actually be doing any of these things...)

Feel free to add your own!
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Look at that phone! Santa obviously doesn't even have a cell phone... I doubt he knows how to send a Geekmail!

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Santa has a new job now.

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Santa is on a mission of far greater magnitude.

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