EuroTrash
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Or Eurogames that suck....

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a) Only the worst eurogames with the worst ratings qualify
b) No other games on this list (AmeriTrash, War Games)
c) Describe why the game suck so much, in your own words ...
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1. Board Game: Crocodile Pool Party [Average Rating:4.37 Overall Rank:15928]
Marcus Lau
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This is the Grandpa of all suckiness. A Eurogame that is so bad that even your granny won't touch it with a ten foot pole...
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2. Board Game: Nero [Average Rating:3.67 Overall Rank:15947]
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A Euro War Game wanna be. More like EuroTrash Game.... The game stinks so bad that even your local gaming store refuses entry to anyone bringing this game into their store...
 
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3. Board Game: Edison & Co. [Average Rating:4.50 Overall Rank:15921]
Marcus Lau
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This Game is so lame that even your girlfriend left you after you bought this stupid game
 
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4. Board Game: Euphrates & Tigris: Contest of Kings [Average Rating:6.08 Overall Rank:3374]
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The board version was top notch, but the card game version *Yuck* One word sums up the card game : Stinks!
 
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5. Board Game: BANG! [Average Rating:6.54 Overall Rank:1055]
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Ever got eliminated from a game even before you take ur turn... No? Well, meet Bang!

Oh ... Let's play Bang! Uh ok, I'll take a role card, a character card, draw some cards (as my starting hand), and I'm good to go. Say what? I'm dead already? Okay... nice..
 
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6. Board Game: Siena [Average Rating:6.15 Overall Rank:3909]
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If you've played this, no explanation is necessary. Almost all of the high ratings are from Italians... what does that mean?
 
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7. Board Game: Advanced Squad Leader [Average Rating:7.96 Overall Rank:214] [Average Rating:7.96 Unranked]
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This is the first game I thought of when I read the Geeklist name.

The auction mechanism is rubbish, you only have to bid one more than the previous higher bidder.
And, don't let me start talking about "area control" in this game => There is not a single Tower or Castle to throw the pieces in.
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It has dices!!!!!



Good weekend to all of you.
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8. Board Game: The Kids of Catan [Average Rating:5.29 Overall Rank:15600]
John Goewert
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Teaching kids that not all Euro games are good early.

A game that is easier than 'Candy Land' with less replay value and a pricetag higher than most adult games out there.

Anyone over the age of 4 will be stone cold bored with it after the first game. They could have at least included trading as part of the official rules.
 
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9. Board Game: Tempus [Average Rating:6.50 Overall Rank:1561]
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This game is as bad as any listed abouve.

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-M

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10. Board Game: Empires of the Ancient World [Average Rating:6.62 Overall Rank:2966]
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Not to pick on Martin Wallace, I do like most of his games, but this one and the above mentioned Tempus are real stinkers.

-M
 
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11. Board Game: Go West! [Average Rating:5.81 Overall Rank:5811]
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My one play of this was a rather dull. It has very little flavor and well the theme....ZZZzZZZZZzzzzZZZzZZz

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12. Board Game: Smellory [Average Rating:3.89 Unranked]
Frank da man
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this simply is the worst and unhealthy game i played ever. hell, i was even involved in the production and marketing of this pure trash at some points blush

play it and if you honestly don´t agree with me, i´ll transfer you 1 geekgold for your doctor´s bills, you will surely have to pay one day, after being exposed to this chemical stench.

ironicly with this game it´s like with very, very, very, very bad movies. it´s so crappy, that it´s almost fun again, playing it for a couple of rounds. but after 15 minutes or so you´re probably happy for the first time in your life, for having a smoker sitting in your round
 
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