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Mama Told Me Not To Come
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(This Geeklist is a light-hearted spoof on horror-themed games, not to be taken seriously. No disrespect for any of the games below or people who like to play these games is intended. Despite what "mama" said, horror-themed games are fun and playing them is a great way to have fun!)


If the themes of the following games were REAL and if, on a dare, I decided to show up inside the game-world, here is what I would be saying to myself after I got there . . .


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1. Board Game: Whiskey Traders [Average Rating:0.00 Unranked]
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Want some whiskey in your water?

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2. Board Game: Tea Time [Average Rating:6.05 Overall Rank:7277]
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Sugar in your tea?

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3. Board Game: Loaded Questions [Average Rating:5.92 Overall Rank:5050] [Average Rating:5.92 Unranked]
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What's all these crazy questions they're askin' me?
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4. Board Game: Really Wild Bug Eating Party [Average Rating:3.50 Unranked]
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This is the craziest party that could ever be
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5. Board Game: Punch Your Lights Out [Average Rating:0.00 Unranked]
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Don't turn on the lights 'cause I don't wanna see
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6. Board Game: Zombicide [Average Rating:7.23 Overall Rank:362] [Average Rating:7.23 Unranked]
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Mama told me not to come

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7. Board Game: Eldritch Horror [Average Rating:7.88 Overall Rank:54]
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Mama told me not to come

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8. Board Game: Mansions of Madness [Average Rating:7.34 Overall Rank:278] [Average Rating:7.34 Unranked]
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"That ain't the way to have fun, no"

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9. Board Game: Smokers Wild [Average Rating:5.01 Overall Rank:15293]
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Open up the window, let some air into this room

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10. Board Game: Parfum [Average Rating:6.55 Overall Rank:2151]
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I think I'm almost chokin' from the smell of stale perfume

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11. Board Game: The Cigar Game [Average Rating:4.17 Unranked]
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And that cigarette you're smokin' 'bout scare me half to death
Open up the window, sucker, let me catch my breath
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12. Board Game: Dead of Winter: A Crossroads Game [Average Rating:7.71 Overall Rank:72] [Average Rating:7.71 Unranked]
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Mama told me not to come

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13. Board Game: Arkham Horror [Average Rating:7.30 Overall Rank:250] [Average Rating:7.30 Unranked]
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14. Board Game: Claustrophobia [Average Rating:7.56 Overall Rank:208]
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"That ain't the way to have fun, son"

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15. Board Game: One Night Ultimate Werewolf [Average Rating:7.24 Overall Rank:291] [Average Rating:7.24 Unranked]
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16. Board Game: Radio From Hell: Home Edition [Average Rating:7.50 Unranked]
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The radio is blastin', someone's knockin' at the door
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17. Board Game: Pass-out [Average Rating:3.58 Overall Rank:16290]
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I'm lookin' at my girlfriend - she's passed out on the floor
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18. Board Game: Blindside [Average Rating:5.93 Overall Rank:12010]
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I seen so many things I ain't never seen before
Don't know what it is - I don't wanna see no more
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19. Board Game: Ghost Stories [Average Rating:7.36 Overall Rank:203]
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Mama told me not to come

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Mama told me not to come

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21. Board Game: Fury of Dracula (third/fourth edition) [Average Rating:7.59 Overall Rank:182]
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She said, "That ain't the way to have fun, son"
"That ain't the way to have fun, no"

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22. Board Game: Zombicide: Black Plague [Average Rating:7.77 Overall Rank:125] [Average Rating:7.77 Unranked]
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"That ain't the way to have fun, no"
"That ain't the way to have fun, son"
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