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1. Board Game: Brass: Lancashire [Average Rating:8.01 Overall Rank:33]
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"Thunder... Thunder... Thunder..."
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2. Board Game: Agricola [Average Rating:8.03 Overall Rank:16]
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Man: "I'm pretty sure this tops that Settlers of Catan joke."

Woman: "Melvin, get that rake away from that sheep and get back to work!"
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3. Board Game: Puerto Rico [Average Rating:8.06 Overall Rank:15]
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muffled: "Get this f*@$ing cat off me!"
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4. Board Game: Caylus [Average Rating:7.83 Overall Rank:45]
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"Look, I just put on this Burger King crown and I'm not taking it off. So leave me alone!"
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5. Board Game: Wits & Wagers [Average Rating:6.97 Overall Rank:501]
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Girl: "Hey guys, look! My head is getting electrocuted."
Friends: "Awesome!"
"Yeah, that's cool"
"Let's dance!"
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6. Board Game: Wallenstein (first edition) [Average Rating:7.51 Overall Rank:341]
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"I'm telling you, Bed Bath & Beyond is right HERE!"
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7. Board Game: Junta [Average Rating:6.75 Overall Rank:949]
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"Hey! Whoever was shooting at that banana almost hit me! In fact, they knocked the toy limo right out of my hat!"
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8. Board Game: Merchant of Venus [Average Rating:7.17 Overall Rank:696]
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Man: "I offer you one green inanimate rod, one random potion, and one golden sheet."

Alien: "Couldn't you have folded that sheet up or something. It's dragging all over the ground."

Man: "Oh, uh... I suppose you're right"

Alien: "Blurb-Blarb."
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9. Board Game: Pueblo [Average Rating:6.89 Overall Rank:1008]
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"Wait a second, is that rain? Oh why oh why did we build all these houses out of dirt?!"
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10. Board Game: Lost Valley [Average Rating:6.79 Overall Rank:1283]
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"Found it."
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11. Board Game: Jenseits von Theben [Average Rating:7.18 Overall Rank:1940]
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"My face is melting!"
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12. Board Game: Graenaland [Average Rating:6.73 Overall Rank:2334]
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"What? This place isn't Graen at all! I'd say it's more of a whiate! Those liars!"
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13. Board Game: Point Of Law [Average Rating:4.59 Overall Rank:14854]
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Lawyer: "Man, she is so hot. I'm glad this is 1972 and I can hit on her."
Witness: "I wasn't sure this mini skirt is appropriate for court, but I think my fabulous white gloves make up for it."
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14. Board Game: Power Grid [Average Rating:7.92 Overall Rank:28]
Brad
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Anthem
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"I wonder what this does." [Alarms sounding]
"Ooh, not good, not good."
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15. Board Game: Twilight Struggle [Average Rating:8.35 Overall Rank:4]
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"Crap, this is creepy hallway is really long. I wish Trudy was here."
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16. Board Game: Hotel Life [Average Rating:7.34 Overall Rank:4303]
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Peter Marthaler`s illustration for the Hotel Life cover is great 80*s stuff ...
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17. Board Game: Memoir '44 [Average Rating:7.54 Overall Rank:117] [Average Rating:7.54 Unranked]
CanCon, BunnyCon...BorderCon!!!
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Join the army they said...pant pant...one day you'll be on the box cover of a board game they said...
 
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18. Board Game: Star Fleet Battles: Tactics Manual [Average Rating:7.39 Unranked] [Average Rating:7.39 Unranked]
Paul Denhup
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He farted!
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19. Board Game: De Bellis Antiquitatis [Average Rating:7.16 Overall Rank:1828]
Andreas Johansson
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Linköping
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I spent 200 GG and all I got was this lousy overtext!
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"So ... were did that legion go again?"
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20. Board Game: Diamant [Average Rating:6.83 Overall Rank:613]
 
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Man: "Guys, down here it's our time... our time down here"

Woman: "See this coin. Well this was my wish, and it didn't come true. So I'm taking it back. I'm taking them all back."

Old Man: "Look guys. Slick shoes!"

Man: "But up there it's THEIR time... their time up there"

Woman and Old Man: "Shut up!"
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21. Board Game: Guillotine [Average Rating:6.53 Overall Rank:1001]
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"Ow..."
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22. Board Game: Busen Memo [Average Rating:4.80 Overall Rank:15114]
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I buy science fiction/fantasy book collections in MD/DC/VA. GeekMail me.
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They're real, and they're spectacular!
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23. Board Game: Carcassonne [Average Rating:7.43 Overall Rank:139] [Average Rating:7.43 Unranked]
Jeremy Jordin
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Man on horse to man standing: Umm...didn't you use to be a chick?
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24. Board Game: Bausack [Average Rating:6.87 Overall Rank:820]
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Picture one:

Woman: "Jim, I've told you already: Keep your 10-inch-long fingers OUT of my face!"

Picture two:

Woman (muttering through clenched teeth):
"Take the f-ing picture already...I'm not going to hold this smile forever..."

Man (thinking): 'Gotta poop gotta poop gotta poop....hold it hold it hold it' (Clenching cheeks together)

Picture three:

Man (thinking): 'Oh oh ohhhhh.....DAMNIT!' (Not mad because of tower falling)

Woman (thinking):
'Another score for Nancy. Laxatives: One! Jim: Zero!'
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25. Board Game: Race for the Galaxy: The Gathering Storm [Average Rating:8.08 Unranked] [Average Rating:8.08 Unranked]
Murray Fish
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They explained everything in detail and at great length. After they finished I sat, despondent, contemplating a bleak and empty future. "I’m glad you’re depressed" said one. "It means you’ve understood the situation.”
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Alien to Man: "As soon as you sign over your people and planet we will release the new game expansion".

Man to Alien: "Alas for my ancient race, for I am a gamer and I must have this expansion before I die. Just let me grab my Identity Chip"
 
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