How to Make Love to a Woman
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1. Board Game: Look at the Schmuck on that Camel [Average Rating:5.33 Unranked]
Mary Weisbeck
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Look
Much can be expressed with a simple look. Send shivers through your woman by showing your love and longing for her with your eyes.

(I love the name of this game!)
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2. Board Game: Touch and Feel [Average Rating:2.00 Unranked]
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Touch
Remember to touch parts of the body which are not primary erogenous zones, the face, neck, shoulders, and back before moving on to your primary targets.
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3. Board Game: KISS Trivia Game [Average Rating:6.00 Unranked]
Mary Weisbeck
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Kiss
A kiss should transfer your desire to her, not smother her or make her feel like the CPR dummy.
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4. Board Game: Hold Your Horses [Average Rating:5.17 Unranked]
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Hold her
Hold her gently like a precious work of art, not like a lifeline tossed to a drowning man.
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5. Board Game: A Bold Stroke: The Soviet Liberation of Kiev, 1943 [Average Rating:6.35 Unranked]
Mary Weisbeck
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Stroke her
Run your hands over her as if you're memorizing every inch of her skin. Softly, slowly; no need to rush; you don't earn VP's for hurrying through this phase.
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6. Board Game: Lickin' Lizards [Average Rating:5.37 Unranked]
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Lick
The earlobes, behind the ears and neck are good places to start. Do not slurp or make smacking noises.
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7. Board Game: 15 Love [Average Rating:4.33 Unranked]
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Always be sensitive to what your partner is feeling. Become familiar with the sounds and movements she makes that will be the key to what she needs and wants. (Think of them as player aids).
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8. Board Game: Hugs & Tickles [Average Rating:5.00 Unranked]
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Immediately falling asleep is not an option!
Hugging, talking, laughing together will make her feel loved and appreciatd rather than used. In a little while you may feel like playing again.
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9. Board Game: Land Grab [Average Rating:5.97 Overall Rank:10631]
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NEVER
grab any part of a woman as if you were picking up a piece of sports equipment like a football, baseball bat or bowling ball.
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10. Board Game: Dead Stop! [Average Rating:5.36 Overall Rank:12745]
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NEVER
flop down on her afterwards like a dead man. This is quite uncomfortable for the woman and will leave a bad impression.
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11. Board Game: Big Foot [Average Rating:5.74 Overall Rank:12400]
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NEVER
leave footwear on during the later phases of lovemaking. This is a sexual faux pas.
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12. Board Game: Go to the Head of the Class [Average Rating:4.58 Overall Rank:15192]
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Class Dismissed

There will be a test on Friday.
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13. Board Game: Trias [Average Rating:6.47 Overall Rank:1678]
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Some women may be into bringing another couple into the relationship, as evidenced by these breeding pairs of dinosaur couples.

*this does not in any way reflect my beliefs; I just thought any Mary list needed Trias*
 
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14. Thing: N/A
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Here we are folks, the dream we all dream of.
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15. Board Game: 3 SPOT game [Average Rating:5.26 Unranked]
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I was trying to find your G-spot, but instead I found 3 Spot!
 
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16. Board Game: Don't Make Me Laugh [Average Rating:3.66 Unranked]
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Depends on the rules you're playing by.
 
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17. Board Game: Lose Your Shirt [Average Rating:6.66 Overall Rank:7056]
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This would be a necessity if anything of great importance were to take place, not to mention those "inner fashions"!
 
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18. Board Game: Who's Your Daddy? [Average Rating:3.43 Unranked]
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Just a question.....
 
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19. Board Game: Between The Sheets [Average Rating:2.25 Unranked]
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How did everyone miss this one?
 
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20. Board Game: Spank the Monkey [Average Rating:5.95 Overall Rank:4102]
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Berlin
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Just in case, you failed the curse! :-)
 
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21. Board Game: Busen Memo [Average Rating:4.80 Overall Rank:15120]
 
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OK, so I got fed up waiting for someone else to post this one.

Anyway, despite the game page, I reckon it's good for solitaire play - an excellent one-handed game.
 
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22. Board Game: Wacky Wacky West [Average Rating:6.32 Overall Rank:2230]
Jaap van Gruijthuijsen
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Nijmegen
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Don't be afraid to try out some different things.
 
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23. Board Game: Tikal [Average Rating:7.35 Overall Rank:217]
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Tickle her a bit before getting to the good stuff. Foreplay is important guys! Whatever...
 
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24. Board Game: Sjöfartspelet [Average Rating:5.67 Unranked]
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25. Board Game: Vino [Average Rating:6.47 Overall Rank:2704]
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A glass of wine is relaxing and it is also a good turning point between the tour of your "oh it is so cute!" little house and the sitting on the sofa.
It does not have to be a glass of wine, actually. It could be a little Champaigne, some beer, a good bit of white rhum in a coke without lemon but with some ice... Or, better than "it could", it HAS to be one of them depending on the specific lady. That's why my fridge and cupboard contain so many different bottles. And no room for food, except for some fresh strawberries when it's the right season (they fit nice with the Champagne).
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