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This geeklist is a collection of films that are made more bizarre due to censoring. Occasionally, the networks decide that something that was completely appropriate in the theater won't fly on the air. And so they'll find someway to soften the line. This typically makes it less funny, but occasionally they'll make a strange substitution that improvse on the original. And it does make you think (oftentimes wondering what they were thinking!).

So add your favorite censored movie quote that really departed from the original line.

And a big pat on the back if you can remember what the original line was, and what movie it came from.
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1. Board Game: Really Wild Bug Eating Party [Average Rating:3.50 Unranked]
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"A fella could have a pretty good weekend in Vegas with all that stuff."

Great line by Slim Pickens, who is referring to:

one .45 caliber automatic
two boxes of ammunition
four days' concentrated emergency rations
one drug issue containing antibiotics, morphine, vitamin pills, pep pills, sleeping pills, tranquilizer pills
one miniature combination Russian phrase book and Bible
$100 in rubles
$100 in gold
nine packs of chewing gum
one issue of prophylactics
three lipsticks
three pair of nylon stockings.

What happens in Vegas stays in Vegas baby!
 
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2. Board Game: Ice Cream Scoops of Fun [Average Rating:4.63 Unranked]
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"If he were an ice cream flavor, he'd be jamocha almond idiot."

This sounds much more appetizing than the original line.
 
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3. Board Game: Scum: The Food Chain Game [Average Rating:5.76 Overall Rank:9882]
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"I'll get you you scumbum!"

This movie is the only time I've heard the word "scumbum" used. The fact that its used at least once in every 10 minute period of this movie really is misleading.
 
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"Yipee Ki-yay Mr. Falcon!"

What on earth were they thinking? They took the best line of the whole movie and used this instead??? shake
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5. Board Game: Don't Talk to Strangers [Average Rating:0.00 Unranked]
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"This is what happens when you find a stranger in the Alps!"
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6. Board Game: Robocop: Ultra Police [Average Rating:4.50 Unranked]
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Robocop.

The TV version I first saw had the F-Word totally edited out. I remember Burke from Aliens being given the line "You're one mean mothercrusher" and, elsewhere in the film, someone shouting "NO WAY!" repeatedly instead of the more...colourful original expression.
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C'mon, who can forget Jeff Spicoli really putting Mr. Hand in his place by calling him a 'fuzzy nerd'?!



Edit: Haha, apparently I did the forgetting. Spicoli only fantasized about calling Mr. Hand a fuzzy nerd, according to this site with the original Fast Times at Ridgemont High screenplay...

http://www.netwalk.com/~truegger/ftrh/bathroom.html
 
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"Get this through your head you jew money lover you!"
 
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The Great Outdoors

"Go shove it up your kazoo!"
"Shove it up your kazoo!"
"Why don't we shove the whole family up your kazoo?"

I cannot think of a worse replacement line.
 
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