That's not my board game...
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Parents of small children may be aware of the 'That's not my...' books. They are a very successful line of books all following the same formula. They will have five pages of:
'That's not my [noun]. Its [noun] is too [adjective].'
with a final page:
'That's my [noun]! Its [noun] is so [adjective].'
Each page will have a textured part on it, which is what makes it so popular with babies.

Now, I can't do a textured geeklist - you'll need to wait for Web 5.0 for that - but in the spirit of these books I present:
That's not my boardgame...
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That's not my board game.

Its rules are too complex.
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That's not my board game.

Its gameplay is too luck based.
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That's not my board game.
 

Its theme is too abstract.
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That's not my board game.

Its components are unpainted.
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That's not my board game.

Its strategies are too hard.
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That's my board game!

Its meeples are so cute.
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