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Many believe my confidence level with these games is all arrogance and conceit. Those who defy my superior skill and intelligence at these worthy games soon find themselves running for momma after getting their ass handed to them by my obviously superior talents at these titles.

These aren't the only games I'm excellent at... there are others that, if you are foolish enough to play against me, will cause you to feel.. well... inferior. These though are the ones that spring to mind when I contemplate my competence. I am like the Lance Armstrong of these titles.

Sigh. It's lonely at the top

Feel free to humbly add any games, other than these, of course, that you command absolute mastery of.
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1. Board Game: Fortress America [Average Rating:6.69 Overall Rank:1328]
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At one point back in the 80's I won 50 straight games of Fortress America. Playing America, of course. I refuse to play the yellow, red or baby blue. The colors suck and frankly, it's folly for multiple players to challenge America if I am playing that position.

I will never sell my copy. Instead I'll bore my grandchildren to the point of tears by telling them how Grandpa kicked everyone's butt's at this awesome game!
 
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2. Board Game: Formula Dé [Average Rating:6.99 Overall Rank:575]
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What is it that fits so well about me and things that go really fast? Ahhhh... why question it? I was just born to rip down the tarmac at awesome speeds!

I have played Formula De over 200 times and quite frankly fellow Geeks, Michael Schumaker ain't got nothing on me.

Fear my ruthless double-clutch!
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3. Board Game: TransAmerica [Average Rating:6.67 Overall Rank:893]
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I pity the casual Transamerica player. They think this simple little game has so much to do with luck. Hah! Then why do I crush them all on a regular basis? I know why... because I am so much better at Transamerica than you or them that it is scary. I just love the look of defeat when I quietly announce they have been humiliated once again.
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4. Board Game: Rivets [Average Rating:6.30 Overall Rank:5564]
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From the first moment I opened the flat little package up I knew Rivets was a game that suited me so well it was almost uncanny.. but not quite.

Why am I so good at Rivets? Probably because I have no compassion when I enter the machine mind of the 'bots. And I do not think the enemy 'bots are the least bit cute.
 
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5. Board Game: Poker [Average Rating:6.70 Overall Rank:864]
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Hey look, it's your money.

I put myself through school playing in one table stakes game per week.

Have it your way pal... I'll raise you $1200...
 
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6. Board Game: Scrabble [Average Rating:6.29 Overall Rank:1504]
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I'm awesome at Scrabble. Despite what I said on a journal entry of mine last week, I have read like 10,000 fiction books and I compulsively look up every word I don't know.

Plus, I won't play this game with people who have a dog-eared copy of a Scrabble dictionary. They cheat. Q without a U...? Nonsense.
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7. Board Game: Big Boggle [Average Rating:6.84 Overall Rank:1596]
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Hundreds and hundreds of plays of this game back in the 70's. I had to grow and nuture new neural pathways to compete with the big boys of the Boggle Circuit.

Face it folks... I'm very good at Big Boggle. Tread softly.

 
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8. Board Game: RoboRally [Average Rating:7.12 Overall Rank:336]
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Don't ask me why I rule on the Robo Rally boards. All I know is that I'm one of the few people I know who doesn't need to crane their necks around or get up so they can walk around and figure out which stupid cards to play.

Why anyone even bothers challenging me to Robo Rally is beyond me. So I repeatedly burn them with my laser, push them into the pits and run frickin' circles around their pathetic little robots. Oh yeah, I also always use the spider robot from the original game. Black, of course.
 
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9. Board Game: Man O' War [Average Rating:7.14 Overall Rank:1724]
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My Bretonnian fleet is so overwhemlingly superior to anything I've ever encountered that you'll need a glass-bottomed ship just to see your navy after challenging me.

I sometimes use an Imperial fleet just to feel like I'm actually getting something that could be called competition, meager though it may be.

 
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10. Board Game: Chronopia: War in the Eternal Realm [Average Rating:7.93 Overall Rank:7096]
 
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My Blackbloods will kill everything you bring. Everything!! You will understand your place in the dark world of Chronopia after I sever your puny little ego and bury it with your army.

I also command a Stygian Army that will just flat run circles around you and your arrogant little magic users if I'm playing just for entertainment.
 
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11. Board Game: Legions of Steel [Average Rating:6.92 Overall Rank:4904]
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Perhaps one of the best designed board/miniature games ever. And the quality of the mechanics and intensity of play matches my sense of tactics and overwhelmingly awesome strategic skills perfectly.

My defeats in this excellent game can be numbered on the fingers of one hand. I think I rule at this game because it is one of the best examples of a game that uses dice but has very little actual luck involved.

You would be advised to tuck your tail and run if you see me coming to challenge you at Legions of Steel.
 
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12. Board Game: Memoir '44 [Average Rating:7.54 Overall Rank:117] [Average Rating:7.54 Unranked]
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Dice, cards... luck! That's what they all say about this superb game design.

Pshaw! That's the weak excuse of the born-to-lose Geek. This game is about aggression. It rewards aggression. It plays to the aggressive player. I am very aggressive at this game and I truly believe the dice and cards fear what I will do to them and so offer up what I need to crush my enemies.

I have won when I shouldn't have so many times at M'44 it's become obvious that I rule at this game.
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13. Board Game: Carcassonne [Average Rating:7.43 Overall Rank:139] [Average Rating:7.43 Unranked]
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I always smile when people talk about how Carcassonne is a game of luck.

Suuure it is, my friend. You just keep believing that while I flip my second point-tile over to 100.

I could leave my big meeple on the scoring track and still kick your butt.
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14. Board Game: Tic-Tac-Toe [Average Rating:2.61 Overall Rank:15335]
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In the spirit of overflowing hubris exhibited by the author of this list, I must warn you to run and hide - because I'm not losing this one.

Hundreds and hundreds of plays of this game back in the 70's, and I can't remember the last time I lost. Seriously, it must be the 50,000 non-fiction books I've read that have made me the absolute undefeated master of this game.

Hey pal, my awesomeness and supremacy at this game makes small animals go blind. One lunch money stakes game a week can put you through voc school. Don't even think about challenging me - your insurance will be cancelled if you even imagine playing this game against me!
 
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15. Board Game: Space Hulk [Average Rating:7.46 Overall Rank:429]
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This is the one game I'm confident I can talk smack about!

Played Space Hulk so much I wore the paint off the minis. 'Stealers, Marines, doesn't matter to me, I'll have my opponent's head on my mantle in 2:30 or less. No 2nd edition for me. Only wimps play without the timer (and I'll be done with my turn long before time runs out). Time pressure? I eat it with a spoon! Stealers think they got me surrounded? My five Terminators move like lightning and strike like thunder.

I move just as fast when playing the Stealers. Think you have time to consider your next moves because the Stealer player has no time limit on his turn? Think again! I'll go through your hapless Marines like a tree shredder, while you stand there wondering what to do next, I'm starting the timer on you!

No mission is too tough for me, impossible is not in my vocabulary, and even when I'm backed up into a corner with one Marine left, I go down swingin'! You might wipe me out but you'll still feel like you lost!

Space Hulk! Hoo-rah!
 
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16. Board Game: Web of Power [Average Rating:7.30 Overall Rank:508]
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I will own you all playing this one! I have won every game in my group by at least 15 points!
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17. Board Game: A Mighty Fortress [Average Rating:6.29 Overall Rank:8151]
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I always play the French (the weakest country in the game). I always win. 'Nuff said.
 
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