The Jokes Must Flow!!! -- Create your own Dune parody
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The beginning is a very delicate time. Know then that it is the year in which the island of Catan is being settled by its first visitors. In this time, the most precious substance in Catan are sheep. The sheep extends life. The sheep expands consciousness. The sheep is vital to settlement building.
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In case you're clueless, everything here is/should be a parody of the mantra from Dune: The spice must flow
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The poop must flow!!! shake

The beginning is a very delicate time. Know then that it is start of all life, as the first amoebas spawn. In this time, the most precious substance in the soup is poop. The poop extends life. The sheep expands poop. The poop is vital and mutli-coloured.
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The flo' must flow (with slippery patches of blood)
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The lunch plates must... FLO!!!

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The flu must flow ..
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Blood must flow!
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the colonists (******) must flow...

and the corn.
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The beer must flow.



I must get beer.
Beer is the life-filler.
Beer stops the little-death that brings total obliteration.
I will drink my beer.
I will permit it to pass over me and through me.
And when it has gone past I will turn the inner eye to see its path.
Where the beer has gone there will be nothing.
Only I will remain.
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The scotch must flow.

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Let the Ice Flow...


The beginning is a very delicate time. Know then that it is the year in which Iceland is being settled by its first visitors. In this time, the most precious, and only, substance in Iceland is Ice. The Ice extends life. The Ice expands consciousness. The Ice is vital to movement.
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