Can you answer my this? Questions that always bug me.
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Ever wonder how it is that Hawaii has an Interstate Highway? Every wondered why Kamakazi pilots bothered to wear helmets? These and other lofty question will be discussed her.
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1. Board Game: Automobile [Average Rating:7.36 Overall Rank:323]
 
Mark Paul
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When didn't Ford release his cars in alphabetical order. Why did the model A follow the Model T.
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2. Board Game: Cargoes [Average Rating:4.67 Unranked]
Mark Paul
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Why is it if you send something by a car it's a shipment, but if you sent it by a ship it's a cargo?
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3. Board Game: Capital Punishment [Average Rating:3.65 Unranked]
Mark Paul
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Why when they give a lethal injection do they take an alcohol swap and anesticise the area of all germs?
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4. Board Game: Bank Account [Average Rating:0.00 Unranked]
Mark Paul
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Why is it when you go to a drive up ATM there is Braile beside the numbers? How many blind people use a drive-up ATM?
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5. Board Game: Building Roads [Average Rating:4.00 Unranked]
 
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Why is it you drive your car on a parkway, you park your car in a driveway, a freeway is a place you pay to drive you car, a turnpike in a straight road and a straight-away is a curved road off a turn pike.
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6. Board Game: Trivial Pursuit [Average Rating:5.20 Overall Rank:15375]
Mark Paul
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Who was Gerald Ford's Vice-President?
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7. Board Game: The Civil War [Average Rating:7.65 Overall Rank:920]
Mark Paul
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Were Civil War veterans allowed to join the VFW ?
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8. Board Game: Olive Oyl I'll Catch my Popeye [Average Rating:0.00 Unranked]
Prince Theo
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If olive oil is made from olives, then what is baby oil made from?
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9. Board Game: Smokers Wild [Average Rating:5.09 Overall Rank:14148]
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If your not supposed to smoke at a gas station then why do they sell cigarettes?
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10. Board Game: Rays of Light [Average Rating:6.33 Unranked]
Randall Bart
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Baseball been bery bery good to me
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Why is it that when the sun is out it's light, but when the light is out it's dark?
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11. Board Game: Wu-Pee [Average Rating:3.50 Unranked]
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Why does it burn when I pee?
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12. Board Game: Grammar Mania [Average Rating:0.00 Unranked]
Bret Clifton
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Stave it off, 1 2 3, now you can count to three!
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Do I know what rhetorical means?
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Why is abbreviation such a long word?
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13. Board Game: The Big Sneeze [Average Rating:0.00 Unranked]
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If there is no God, who pops up the next tissue in the tissue box?
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14. Board Game: Tour de France [Average Rating:5.85 Unranked]
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Does the winner of the Tour de France do a lap of honour?
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15. Board Game: Catan [Average Rating:7.23 Overall Rank:282] [Average Rating:7.23 Unranked]
Wendell
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Yellow Springs
Ohio
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Si non potes reperire Berolini in tabula, ludens essetis non WIF.
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How much wood would a woodchuck chuck, if a woodchuck could chuck wood play Settlers?
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16. Board Game: Shear Panic [Average Rating:6.38 Overall Rank:1588]
Dan Rivera
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Why dont sheep shrink when the sun comes out after it rains? They are a 100% wool after all. Ever see what happens to a wool sweater when you put it in a dryer?
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17. Board Game: Condominium [Average Rating:6.50 Unranked]
Gregory Amstutz
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Chula Vista
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Why do we call them apartments if they're all together?
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18. Board Game: Robin Hood [Average Rating:5.52 Overall Rank:12386]
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If Robin Hood had parents, were they known as MotherHood and FatherHood?
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19. Board Game: Kings Progress [Average Rating:6.43 Overall Rank:7474]
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If con is the opposite of pro, then isn't Congress the opposite of progress?
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20. Board Game: His & Hers [Average Rating:4.00 Unranked]
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Why do men have hernias and women have histerectomies?
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21. Board Game: SpongeBob SquarePants Bikini Bottom Beach Party Game [Average Rating:5.00 Unranked]
Chris Fee
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No fair! They're using brains against us! We removed our brains to make room for guns and explosives!
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How much deeper would the ocean be if there weren't sponges in it to soak up the water?
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22. Board Game: Scrabble [Average Rating:6.29 Overall Rank:1520]
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"Trying is the first step towards failure."
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Why do we need the letter "c"? "S" and "k" work just as well.
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23. Board Game: We Play Store [Average Rating:0.00 Unranked]
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If 7-Elevens are open 24 hours a day, why are there locks on the doors?
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24. Board Game: Lost: The Game [Average Rating:3.72 Overall Rank:15381]
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Not really a lofty question but...

Why do people always hunt me down to ask me for directions, even when I'm clearly navigationally challenged?
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