Fun and sometimes rather twisted cards
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It has been my experience that gamers have a good sense of humor. We love to laugh while playing our games and that includes at the cards in them. This list is very simple. It's about cards in games that we find funny if not twisted. It can be any card from any type of game that you like for any reason. If it's given you a good chuckle then go ahead and include it.

Please of course add to the list any games/cards you feel are fitting.
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I just got this game and this is without question my favorite card which is from the Assault on Ulthuan expansion. That foot ini s some serious need for fast actin' Tenactin. If that poor dwarf doesn't die from the blunt force of being stepped on he's likely dead from the flesh eating virus version of athlete's foot.

I so want a Butt of Gork to be included in a future expansion pack for this game. One can only imagine the artwork on the card.

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I am not a player of this game. However I do play the computer game online (my wife and I play together. It's one of those things we can do and enjoy together as a couple). Anyone who plays the online game knows who Leeroy Jenkins is. He is a legend in online gaming and if you don't know who he is I will include a little You Tube video below to introduce you.

I love this card's effect which exhausts all other allies.



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A fun little filler card game. Basically you are a bunch of people marooned in a lifeboat at sea. The goal is to not only stay alive but keep alive the person in the boat who is your secret love (chosen secretly at random) and the person you secretly hate and want dead (also chosen randomly). This can be rather disturbing when you pull the "The Kid" as your secret love or hate person and you're the Captain. That is until you realize the kid is actually an adult who is dressed as a child to get into the lifeboat.

During the course of the game people have a tendency to accidentally fall overboard (that's the story I'm sticking with at the court of inquiry. They slipped!). In which case depending on who is in the water you might accidentally tip over into the water with them that bucket of chum you just by chance happen to have with you in the boat.

Bon appetit Mr Shark.




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This game has a lot of humorous cards of course. I'm going to cheat here and list two cards. One because I love the card (and have a good scan of it I did a while back) and the other because it's rather topical. The first is Church of Elvis.



The second is rather topical for BGG. I love how steriotypical the card is with the group being weird fanatic with little power or money.



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This is actually a pretty fun game. It's a little long for a filler but it's still a lot of fun. It's auto racing with a twist or in the case of one car it's cart racing. That's because one of the cars isn't actually a car. It's a shopping cart and how fast it goes depends on how many pit crewmen are pushing it.



Another card in the game that you'll never find in any other auto racing game is the human sacrifice. Basically sacrificing pit crewmen makes race cars go faster.

"Sorry Bob but we're not turning through the corners very well so if you could just stand over here while we douse you with some racing fuel it would be a great help....Light 'em up boys!".



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Fun little filler game...until your opponent plays Stink Eye on you. This guy is in need of some serious Clearasil.


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For the most part most of the Agricola cards are pretty straight laced. Mostly things associated with farming in the Middle Ages. There are a number of off the wall expansion decks for the game however that are fun to play with from time to time. My favorite is the sci fi themed X Deck. I actually have two cards for this one and both are on the bottom row of the picture here. As a kid who grew up in his teens during the heyday of Star Wars you can guess pretty quickly which of the two cards I'm talking about.


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Twisted cards? This is the first thing that springs to mind. Dark images of schoolgirls, beating the crap out of each other on the playground. Some of the card text is hilarious (and not at all appropriate for a family forum).
 
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"No Effect": so very true...


Thwap!

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One of my all time favorite "twisted" cards comes from the early days of Magic...

I love the idea of a creature being very high up on the food chain...

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Legend of the Five Rings has the Philosopher, a holding that costs nothing, and whose ability is that you can bow it as an open action to do nothing.

The funny thing is that this can actually be a useful card.
 
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