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Nick Fisk
United Kingdom
Stoke on Trent
Staffordshire
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Come on you Seagulls! Sami Hyppia's Blue & White army!
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That's weird. This bit used to mention Shire Games, and tell you all how wonderful we are. But it seems to have got deleted. Let's see what happens this time ....
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Sue and I have just finished a game which gave me an idea for this list...

Do we all have our own little gags which we crack practically every time we play the same game?

Mine's up first ... Please feel free to add your own
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1. Board Game: Starship Catan [Average Rating:6.85 Overall Rank:810]
Nick Fisk
United Kingdom
Stoke on Trent
Staffordshire
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Come on you Seagulls! Sami Hyppia's Blue & White army!
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That's weird. This bit used to mention Shire Games, and tell you all how wonderful we are. But it seems to have got deleted. Let's see what happens this time ....
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I was halfway through a mission, Sue turned over the card "Ore for 1", to which I immediately responded "... and 1 for ore!!".
Sue then gave me a patient smile and a look which said "I love you and everything, but say that one more time and I'll put needles in your eyes"
 
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2. Board Game: Poker [Average Rating:6.70 Overall Rank:863]
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Mississippi
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"Okay, Kyle's dealing, so Sam, you're big."

"Yeah I am..."
 
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3. Board Game: Catan [Average Rating:7.23 Overall Rank:279] [Average Rating:7.23 Unranked]
Rob Leveille
Canada
St. Catharines
Ontario
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Anyone got wood?

 
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4. Board Game: Puerto Rico [Average Rating:8.06 Overall Rank:15]
David Singleton
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Durham
North Carolina
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"I going to buy a wharf..."

"Wharf, son of Mog."
 
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5. Board Game: Mahjong [Average Rating:7.01 Overall Rank:616]
John Shanahan
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Quincy
Massachusetts
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"North wind"

(in your best Elmer Fudd voice) "Bwoooooooow!"
 
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6. Board Game: Cape Horn [Average Rating:6.01 Overall Rank:4632]
Chris Bailey
United States
Broomfield
Colorado
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You guys up for some Cape Horn?
 
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7. Board Game: Monopoly [Average Rating:4.39 Overall Rank:15319]
Jonas Gustafsson

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"Wouldn't it be amazing if all this money were real?"

In an overly serious voice, of course.
 
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8. Board Game: Heroscape Master Set: Rise of the Valkyrie [Average Rating:7.42 Overall Rank:270] [Average Rating:7.42 Unranked]
Scott A. Reed
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Lawrence
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Whenever we play Heroscape, players have to follow-up whenever they say "agents" with "mad 'cause I'm flagrant/ tapped my cell/ and my phone in the basement" from the Notorious B.I.G & Puff Daddy crapwagon "Mo' Money, Mo' Problems"

Also, whenever one of the robotic units bites it, we follow up in a robotic voice with "Does not Compute!" or "Why?"
 
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9. Board Game: Bridge [Average Rating:7.48 Overall Rank:489]
Stephen Tavener
United Kingdom
London
England
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The overtext above is false.
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"Me to lead?"
"3 feet actually..."

"Any questions, partner?"
"Please may I see your hand..."

"... of cards."

The long winter evenings just fly by.
 
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10. Board Game: Ricochet Robots [Average Rating:7.00 Overall Rank:569] [Average Rating:7.00 Unranked]
JessA
United States
Southwestern
Michigan
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That's MRS. McFoxFace to you!
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In your best robot voice: "Ricochet Robots report to the dance floor..."

boom, sha, boom, boom, sha, boom, boom.....
 
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11. Board Game: Kingmaker [Average Rating:6.47 Overall Rank:1700]
Les Haskell
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Tennessee
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Every time the event card for Peasant Revolt gets turned up someone says, "the peasants are revolting".
 
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12. Board Game: Busen Memo [Average Rating:4.80 Overall Rank:15106]
Chuck Uherske
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Rockville
Maryland
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If there's a tired old joke with which everyone on BGG is familiar, this has to be it.
 
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13. Board Game: Carcassonne: Hunters and Gatherers [Average Rating:7.14 Overall Rank:390]
Andrew Clarke
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St Albans
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The endless puns on deer get pretty tiring with this one.
"Deer, deer"
"Oh deer"
"Deer me"

etc.
 
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