Possible cheesy/horrible/great advertising slogans for games
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More than ever advertising is all around us. They take up lots of TV time, radio time, and billboards. They even appear before, during, and after movies! What doesn't have advertising in it or on it nowadays?

My brother made the following statement today: "Another great thing about boardgames: nobody is trying to monetize sticking ads into them."

This got me thinking... what sort of horrible one-line catch phrases/slogans would marketing people come up with for games?

Thanks to my brilliant marketing skills (of which there are none) I present to you my ideas for cheesy/horrible/great advertising slogans for some popular, and perhaps not so popular, games.

Feel free to add on to mine or add your own game! Remember, the cheesier the better here. Puns are a big plus.
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Shuffle up your game night!
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A treasure trove of excitement!
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They're just colonists, we swear!
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Buy something better!
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Right hand severed.
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Like farming, but fun.
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When you don't want to do anything but have fun for a long time.
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Don't be caught dead without a copy of Letters from Whitechapel!
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I bet you'll like it!
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Actual text from the back of the box:

"One card, three possibilities, tens of decisions."
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More fun than you can shake a stick at! Or throw a rock at! Or grunt at!
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Bang! Your friends tonight!



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I have overtext. Yes I do.
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It's fun any way you pronounce it.

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