New and Relatively-New Users...Make Me Laugh, Get An Avatar! 30 GG Prize!!! [ENDED]
J.L. Robert
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I haven't been in much of a posting mood lately. I was laid off of work last week, and I'm now working part-time in order to avoid staying at home, feeling sorry for myself. All the while, I'm still trying to send off my resume to potential employers in an ever-shrinking job market.

So, let me get back into better spirits by hosting a contest. This contest is open to NEW Users...those who do not already have an Avatar. But everyone is welcome to participate, just not everyone is eligible to win.

The rules are simple: whichever posting from a new user can make me laugh the most by the end of Monday, October 3 (BGG Standard Time--CDT) will be awarded THIRTY (30) GeekGold from me.

The prize IS open to Users without an Avatar, but not those who have been regulars and simply choose not to obtain one (sorry, Huber).

The method is entirely up to you...a joke, a song, a video...anything goes.

MAKE ME LAUGH!!!
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Newbies: If you want to add a joke and hide the puchline, use the "spoiler" button/option when posting.

What's brown and sticky?

Spoiler (click to reveal)
A stick.


Good luck with your quest for an avatar!
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Courtesy of the Oatmeal:





I crave not an avatar. Should I be lucky enough to win, the GG will go to tips.

And I hope your prospects pick up!)
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Fart Scene from Blazing Saddles. Ok it is toilet humour, but gets me every time.
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I'm not a new user so I don't qualify however this Marx Brothers clip always makes me laugh so I pass it on to you.

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This joke has been one of my favorites for a while:




Here's my other favorite. I retell both these jokes and they get a good response:




I'm working part time now too, not by choice, but it sounds like you are being proactive about it. It's been almost six months and I still have trouble wrapping my head around it sometimes.

Martin
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Clearly I'm not in the running but here is something that made me laugh.


The anger expressed in this post is awesome. And if you read it you'll see why I picked this game.

NSFW
http://tumblr.com/x1d4b7pm8b
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