Moron warriors - ridiculous incompetencies in plastic armies.
Where is Ishtar's nipple??!
So you sit down to a game and arrange your army off the board into neat batalions ready to kill every enemy in their path, rape and pillage to your eternal glory. Then you start fidgeting with a soldier waiting for your turn and realize that he is completely uprepared for battle. Remember the first lesson about fencing? Stick with the pointy end? Well, many of your minions apparently didn't get that far, or are at least inadequately equipped.
This list is a tribute to all those lazy/clueless/traditionalist designers and production limitations thanks to which we have warriors looking so hilarious on the battlefield.