Ten-Foot Poles (2015)

From publisher blurb:

Call to Arms is a book line for players and gamemasters alike. Each book focuses on a different type of item, expanding rules for those items and adding everything from new mundane and magical examples of the item to new character options related to the item. Call to Arms: Ten-Foot Poles is an April Fool’s release from the new freelancers to the Call to Arms book line. While the book started as just a silly idea, we’ve approached it the same as we would any other Call to Arms book to be sure to bring you a full range of mundane and magical poles, as well as cursed, intelligent, mythic, and even artifact poles. You can even find a few “extras” like a giant stick bug, and a new bard archetype, the “pole dancer”.