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From issue V1 #1 introduction

The Official Paranoia Newsletter

WARNING!! WARNING!!

THIS SECTION IS MANDATORY FOR ALL CITIZENS TO READ AND ENJOY!

Welcome to At Your Service Citizen... the new Paranoia Quarterly Newsletter! The Newsletter is devoted to you, the Paranoia roleplayer. Future issues will contain a wealth of information for the Paranoia, Second Edition game published by West End Games.

Wait a minutecycle, citizens, wasn't that the opening paragraph in Issue 0 of At Your Service, Citizen..., as printed in the Paranoia Sourcebook?!

Yes, it was, friend citizen: congratulations on your powers of observation. The Computer is proud of you.

But I thought The Computer was Dead?! What's going on?

Ah, Friend Citizen, you are in error. The Digitized Dictator of Alpha Complex is not dead... nor was it ever dead. It was merely...

On Vacation?

There you have it. The Computer, Our Bestest Buddy, was on a short vacation. It chose to spend a few weekcycles in a Jackobot's body.

Why?

What's your security clearance, Citizen?

Umm....
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This newsletter is fully compatible with "Classic" Paranoia as well as "ReBoot" and "Crash Course" Paranoia.

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