Scott
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Find a thin pillow roughly the same size as the top of the box, and throw a slip cover over both. Hide it in plain sight as an ottoman! Mwahahahaaa!
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North_Irish wrote:
How the hell am I supposed to hide this? My wife's going to kill me...
If she spots it just say what she says when you ask her: "Is that a new coat?":
"This thing? I've had it for years!"

Oh, and destroy the receipt.
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Luc iX
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So.. does this mean that this will turn into a game of Mr. and Mrs. Smith?
First one to kill the other... means no problem. ;]

Haha, kidding.
All jokes aside, maybe you could just try getting her to be involved with the D&D world.

If that doesn't sound like it'll work at all, I suggest you hide it somewhere where she'll never suspect.
 
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