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No Wilkins, I said Bombardier.
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"Let's see how interesting he feels an hour from now!

Is Dos Equis spelled with two X's or three?"
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...and during the pre-flight briefing the pilot was given very specific instruction that the "jettison drop tank" handle is NOT to be touched in any cicumstances, even if engaged by enemy fighters.
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The idea was shared to us by our American cousin Benjamin. He lives in Maine, and likes to be called "Hawkeye."
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Air supply kept up the morale of units cut off from normal supply routes.
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Secret of Battle of Britain's Success: All RAF fighter caterpillars are breastfed and showered with kisses. kiss
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Little did they know that after invading France the German army was already "bombed".
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This works much better against the civilians than leaflets.
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Pilot to the brew crew, "You sure this doesn't constitute bootlegging?"
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It was unanimous: they decided they'd rather drench the enemy with the Coors Lite than drink it.
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The troops were in good spirits when asked for proof of esprit de corps.
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It was vital that Churchill's whiskey got through.
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100 bottles of beer on the plane. 100 bottle of beer! You take one down. Drop it on Germany. 99 bottles of beer on the plane..."
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kenosha_kid wrote:
 

Contrary to SOP, pilots were ordered to NOT give the enemy both barrels!
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Vin Diesel goes WWII in 'Von Diesel's Jerry can'
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The Supermarine Spit-Firewater preparing for a sortie.
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Happy hour during the Battle of Britain was well remembered by those who took part. We can see Jenkins marking the number of crewman trying to scull this particular brew.

Lest we forget.
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"You won't believe how devastating an x-rated tanked up bombshell could be to those Fraulein-missing jerries!"
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Urgent overproof rum delivery about to be made to Australian troops besieged in Tobruk
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Funneling comes to an alltime high when you are being pickled inside a three star hotel pod during a ZeroG flight.

Edit: Zero for 0
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On popular demand from occupied Germany, the Raisin Bombers were soon replaced with the immensely successful Beer Bombers. It is rumored that in the days following the first sorties, numbers of East Germans fleeing to West Berlin doubled.
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kenosha_kid wrote:
 


"I don't always drink beer, but when I do I have it air dropped behind enemy lines. Stay thirsty my friends, and check your six."
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Poteen makes a remarkably effective napalm substitute.
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The new Liquid Triple-X Mint bomb is going to wipe them out.

[To people not from England, XXX Mints are stronger than Altoids]
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Not trusting the troops to take their penicillin, the decision was made to simply drop it on them.
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