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http://www.thesmokinggun.com/archive/0217062contract1.html
 
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See, now there's a guy who should've started collecting board games a long time ago.

Either that or he was just running with the wrong crowd. If he could've just found himself a proper submissive, or at least a blow-up doll, he wouldn't have been in quite the amount of trouble he's in now (well, except for the whole kiddie porn thing).

I love the whole bit about dressing up for church.

Talk about "issues with women"...
 
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Wow. Look up "disturbed" in the dictionary and you will find this idiot's photograph. GBD, eh? He is certainly a GBD (Great, Big Dork).
 
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On Gor, maybe?
It seems to me that this guy read one too many John Norman books...
 
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Oh dear god!
 
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I am not sure which is more disturbing, that he wrote it, or that someone married him knowing he had written it. I guess in her defense..she didn't sign it...but still shake
 
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Are you people saying that all the wives out there didn't sign this one?

Ever seen that cost analysis that demonstrates that a prostitute is cheaper overall than a wife? Sounds like that's what this guy is after (or a blow up doll). What a loony!
 
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Oh my God! Any woman who would sign that must be insane! Absolutely insane!
 
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Ug, I feel sick.
 
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Well, actually, we don't know what kind of contract she wanted him to sign as well. This may have been a two way thing.
 
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ValJor wrote:
It seems to me that this guy read one too many John Norman books...


Whoa, does that bring back memories! Yes, this guy fancies himself the second coming of Tarl Cabot as "Travis of Port Kar". Look up "misogynist" in the dictionary and you will find a photograph of John Norman. Although the Gor novels were a fun read for this teenager (lo, these 20+ years ago).
 
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I hope this was some sort of odd joke between the two and that it was done well after they were married (after all, he mentions "the kids"). Even so, it's mighty odd. But in that light, it could have been "a joke" that is now going to bite him in the ass big time.

Edit: important spelling error... I had written "not going to bite him" when I meant "NOW going to bite him".
 
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I feel ill.
 
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I wish I hadn't let curiosity get the better of me. That contract was vile and violating just to read. I'd rather not think about what it might have been like to be married to that sicko. I do wonder what his parents were like to each other and to him though.
 
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You have to feel rather sorry for the guy though. He's getting married, embarking on the most important relationship of his life, and he thinks his wife isn't going to let him go near her unless he makes her do it. And his idea of a bribe is to let her off contact with him. Talk about self image problem!

Very nasty to live with though.
 
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BiZZarO. wow

I did have a bit of a chuckle over the "unless it's for Church" line. Cause, you know, morals and stuff are important.
 
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ValJor wrote:
It seems to me that this guy read one too many John Norman books...


There ya go...funny: My teenaged self heard an intricate description of the "Gor" novels from a fan and even then they struck me as just Gross, Creepy and Sad...when I met a couple of guys years later who championed them, I knew our "friendship" was not to last...
 
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