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FACT: Appendicitis kills over 35,000 people every year.

FACT: The average human appendix is only four inches long.

FACT: The average koala appendix is more than 80 inches long.

Ergo: The koala is the most dangerous animal on Earth.
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HiveGod wrote:
Ergo: The koala is the most dangerous animal on Earth.

Yeah, but, only to itself.
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kuhrusty wrote:
HiveGod wrote:
Ergo: The koala is the most dangerous animal on Earth.

Yeah, but, only to itself.


Huh. I'd never really thought of appendices as suicidal.
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FACT: More people die every year from mishaps doing situps than people who fall off the couch while eating potato chips.

Ergo: Don't exercise.
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jeffwiles wrote:
kuhrusty wrote:
HiveGod wrote:
Ergo: The koala is the most dangerous animal on Earth.

Yeah, but, only to itself.

Huh. I'd never really thought of appendices as suicidal.

What the hell are you two nattering about? By my math a single koala has the power to kill 20 people!
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HiveGod wrote:


FACT: Appendicitis kills over 35,000 people every year.

FACT: The average human appendix is only four inches long.

FACT: The average koala appendix is more than 80 inches long.

Ergo: The koala is the most dangerous animal on Earth.

I think I'll go have a preventive koalectomy.
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kuhrusty wrote:
HiveGod wrote:
Ergo: The koala is the most dangerous animal on Earth.

Yeah, but, only to itself.

Ergo: The koala is the most endangered animal on Earth.
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robigo wrote:
HiveGod wrote:


FACT: Appendicitis kills over 35,000 people every year.

FACT: The average human appendix is only four inches long.

FACT: The average koala appendix is more than 80 inches long.

Ergo: The koala is the most dangerous animal on Earth.

I think I'll go have a preventive koalectomy.


Better schedule a koalaoscopy first to make sure you have one.
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Crap. Do I still have my appendix?

No idea
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FACT: It's better to burn out than fade away.
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Ergo: I am wickedly boring.
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HiveGod wrote:
jeffwiles wrote:
kuhrusty wrote:
HiveGod wrote:
Ergo: The koala is the most dangerous animal on Earth.

Yeah, but, only to itself.

Huh. I'd never really thought of appendices as suicidal.

What the hell are you two nattering about? By my math a single koala has the power to kill 20 people!


You're thinking linearly, English major. A koala has 300 times the volume of an appendix.
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Fact: I'm a sexy beast.


[ citation needed ]
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jeffwiles wrote:
A koala has 300 times the volume of an appendix.


That's one loud appendix.
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tatoolo wrote:
tickmanfan wrote:

Fact: I'm a sexy beast.

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Ask your mom.
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