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Craig Blumer
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I have solved two problems in one swoop. I have a beautiful and wonderful wife. However, she has one quirk I had found troubling. She sometimes has digestive problems and has to belch. I mean loud and long, they could but a beer guzzling frat boy to shame! This always bothered me, until I started giving myself credits toward buying a new game each time she burped. Now rather than feeling disturbed, I am happily thinking about getting a new game! I keep a record of my credits (each is worth 25 cents). I bought "For Sale" after only about 3 weeks. I'm happy, she's happy, we're all happy.

We all have annoying quirks and I thought this way of dealing with them may be of interest to other geeks.
 
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Denise Lavely
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Ewwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!gulp
 
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Phil Alberg
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Well, I suppose it could be worse.

Conflatulations!
 
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Philip Thomas
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You need to have a Significant Other for this to work

How about advice on how to find a marriage partner an buy more games?
 
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Chad Winter
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Wow! What a fantastic idea! My wife could power a small town after a particularly spicy burrito. I'm going to have to implement this strategy. They'll have to be small credits unless I want to go broke, though...
 
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