Professor of Pain
Girl = my 4-year old daughter
Me = me
Just finishing bath and heading upstairs for pajamas and bed time
Girl, as she is being dried off: Let's be dinosaurs!
Me: Okay, what kind?
Girl: I don't know.
Me: How about velociraptors?
Girl: Do they roar?
Girl: Okay! Roar!
We continue to roar and make clawing motions as she heads upstairs bare-naked, with me following.
Girl: Don't eat my butt!
Me: What? I'm not going to eat your butt!
Girl: I mean don't pretend eat my butt.
Me: I'm not going to pretend eat your butt either.
Girl: My butt's not tasty!
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