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Osmosis: Osmosis is actually caused by small children. Proof: Give a toddler a deck of flashcards, and within 5 minutes you will find a card in every part of the house. Even in areas deemed inaccessible to said toddlers.

Momentum: Momentum is the affect on objects by your car. Proof: If you try and pass a dumptruck on it's side it will always accelerate at the same speed as your car. However if you drive behind a dumptruck, it will accelerate at the speed of winter sap.
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Life lesson: Hamsters are NOT diswasher safe.
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Newton's Law, revisited:

If you step down (barefoot) on a piece of LEGO with a force of 200 foot-pounds, you will instantaneously jerk your foot upward, using a force of 500 foot-pounds, proving that the equal and opposite reaction idea is B.S.
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Gravity: a downward force that gets stronger with age, and that varies by time of day. It is strongest at 6:45 am, with peaks at 4:15 pm and 10:45 pm.
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Occam's razor:

Seeing a trend in Daddy's WWII videos...

"Papa, in olden times was the world black and white?"
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Event Horizon: The point when children are supposed to go to bed. It is impossible to see past it. Time gets disorted as this point gets closer, seeming to get slower or even stop. Simple tasks take much longer, and you may find yourself stuck in a loop repeating basic instructions over and over.
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MWChapel wrote:
Osmosis: Osmosis is actually caused by small children. Proof: Give a toddler a deck of flashcards, and within 5 minutes you will find a card in every part of the house. Even in areas deemed inaccessible to said toddlers.

I think a better word for that would be diffusion
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Who IS this masked man? And WHY has he never been photographed together with 6 year old millionaire playboy Calvin?
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http://www.smbc-comics.com/index.php?db=comics&id=2388#comic

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