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Lewis Wagner
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A LIFELONG vegetarian told she would never have children has given birth to triplets after she started eating meat.

The story shares the credit among all the different meats she ate, but we all know bacon was the key.
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As a six year vegetarian, I am appalled.

But the gift of 3 babies is a great gift - no matter what she ate.
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She must have been doing it wrong. I mean, you can be a vegetarian and get all the baby-making nutrients you need. Unfortunately, some 89%* of all vegetarians have no idea what they're doing and don't get a good balance of required nutrients.


* I completely made up that statistic, but really, I believe it's a lot.

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Orangemoose wrote:
But the gift of 3 babies is a great gift - no matter what she ate.

Maybe she ate six babies.
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When trying to get pregnant it helps when you let someone give you the meat...
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Orangemoose wrote:
As a six year vegetarian, I am appalled.

But the gift of 3 babies is a great gift curse leading to financial ruin & the eventual dissolution of both the family and the woman's sanity - no matter what she ate.
FTFY
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An ash I know, Yggdrasil its name. With water white is the great tree wet; thence come the dews that fall in the dales. Green by Urth's well does it ever grow.
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McDonald's doesn't serve meat. This story is bogus.
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jakobcreutzfeldt wrote:
She must have been doing it wrong. I mean, you can be a vegetarian and get all the baby-making nutrients you need. Unfortunately, some 89%* of all vegetarians have no idea what they're doing and don't get a good balance of required nutrients.


* I completely made up that statistic, but really, I believe it's a lot.



That's ok, 98.5% of statistics are made up anyway.
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