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Just noticed how close I was and I am bored at work, so a joke would be the best answer.

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What cheese is good for luring bears out of caves or down from trees?

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Come on bear!

[Camembert]


So, thumb the joke if you like it and add your own animal or cheese related joke, or any type really as long as it is funny!
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I need 347 more for 10,000 so...

Why did the lion get lost?


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Because Jungle is massive!
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Hmm. Video tag seem to be spoilerific and I can't see a way to remove them...

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An old gentlemen lived alone in New Jersey. He wanted to plant his annual tomato garden, but it was difficult work as the ground was hard. His only son, Vincent, who used to help him, was in prison.

The old man wrote a letter to his son and described his predicament:

Dear Vincent,

I am feeling pretty sad because it looks like I won't be able to plant my tomato garden this year. I'm just too old to be digging up a garden plot. I know if you were here my troubles would be over. I know you would be happy to dig the plot for me, like the old days.

Love, Papa

A few days later he received a letter from his son:

Dear Papa,
Don't dig up that garden. That's where the bodies are buried.
Love,
Vinnie

At 4 a.m. The next morning FBI agents and local police arrived and dug up the entire area, without finding any bodies. They apologized to the old man and left. That same day the old man received another letter from his son.

Dear Papa,
Go ahead and plant the tomatoes now. That's the best I could do under the circumstances.
Love,
Vinnie
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sweetsweetdoughnuts wrote:
I need 347 more for 10,000 so...

Why did the lion get lost?


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Because Jungle is massive!
Rastalion?
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Where will you find a pirate who's had his peg legs stolen?


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Exactly where you left him
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A dyslexic walked into a bra ...
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shake
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What kind of cheese isn't yours?

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Nacho cheese!



What does a nosy pepper do?

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Gets jalapeno business!
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What's the difference between a cheese and ... well, itself?

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There are holes in the cheese, but no cheese in the holes ...
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What do you call a bear without an ear?

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B
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What do you call a fish with no eyes?

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A Fsh.
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Whats orange and sounds like a parrot?
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A Carrot
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sweetsweetdoughnuts wrote:
I need 347 more for 10,000 so...

Why did the lion get lost?


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Because Jungle is massive!


How did the lion become known as king of the jungle? Their habitat is in savannah grasslands and dry deciduous scrub forest.
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Why did the chicken cross the road?
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To have its motives questioned.
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frumpish wrote:
How did the lion become known as king of the jungle? Their habitat is in savannah grasslands and dry deciduous scrub forest.


You're not funny! Booooooooooooooooo!
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