Heh, I can play straight man and tee up one-liners all day long.
EDIT: No, seriously. Here is an honest opinion of mine that I've never expressed here because of its obvious one-liner potential...
I don't care for Glenn Beck because I think his schtick is conservatism for idiots.
I'll pay 10gg to the person who responds to this with the best one-liner.
I don't care for modern conservatism because I think its schtick is Idiots for Glenn Beck.