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Subject: Create-A-Caption Contest (September 26, 2013) - Ridiculously small amounts of GG to be won! rss

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Twisk of the Blue Feathers
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My name is Twisker, and I am a baby parrotlet.
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I had warned him that in season, the monkeys would stick it in anything; capturing it on film was priceless.
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Delousing powder has run out.
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Short guy gets the monkey hat!
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Gordo, the first Haunebu Totenkopf pilot was captured as PoW in Neuschwabenland and recruited to work in Area 51.
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The first thing that picture reminded me of was the Richard Pryor story of the spider monkey

Fair warning: this is contains strong language and explicit imagery...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=w2JS0PSmZqw
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He ignored warnings not to go over his head.
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Behind the enemy lines and out of supplies, they had to eat Lt. Johnson, especially since he fed the monkey all the remaining food.
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The monkey, unfortunately, later emigrated to Canada and became the ancestor of Justin Bieber.
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Even a trained monkey could do this job.
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Jim: You should've been more careful, Bob. You read the pamphlets they gave us on the boat.

Bob: I can't believe it! I only slept with her once. How'm I gonna get rid of this?
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Allright you apes, you want to live forever?
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After determining that equal-height lines were more attractive on the parade ground, shorter soldiers were required to augment their height with monkeys -- just like lighter jockeys use lead weights in horseracing.
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Three months later, the regiment reverted to their traditional bearskin hats.
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Upon his return from hospital, it was obvious Pvt. Smith had developed a serious drug problem.
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"God, I hope my mother doesn't see this picture."
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kenosha_kid wrote:
 


If bullets don't work we can fling poo at them.
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Judd Vance
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kenosha_kid wrote:
 


Before becoming known by his infamous nickname, "The Man in the Yellow Hat," he served in the military. However, he was dishonorably discharged after his curious pet monkey drove off in a tank and caused mayhem downtown.

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Judd Vance
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Get your hands off of me, you damned dirty ... monkey!
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Brangelina

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Dear Mother,

Billy's and my plan to run away and enlist has taken something of an unexpected and, frankly, bad turn.

The good news, however, is that you'll be able to see us soon at the Dunsbury carnival.

Your loving son,
Peter
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This is Sprockets and I am Dieter.

Your photography has become tiresome. Now, touch my monkey!
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Members of the first experimental irregular warfare regiment. They conducted what would eventually be termed gorilla warfare.
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Ape must not kill ape!

But these sorry humans are fair game.

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kenosha_kid wrote:
 


1) Hmm... Which one's the monkey?

2) Hey monkey... No fraternizing with my ear!
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"I've seen action a couple of times. So why do I feel like I'm still wet behind the ears?"
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kenosha_kid wrote:
 


It followed me home, can I keep it?
Yes I know it's friend came too.
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