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I was talking to my teenage nephews...and not surprising, they like to talk about tricks only they can do. So I thought, what tricks can you do that is fairly unique.. I have two.

I can clap with one hand.

I can stick my tongue in my nasal cavities.(this one is fun at parties)

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I can thicken my tongue to over an inch and a half thick.
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Geosphere wrote:
I can thicken my tongue to over an inch and a half thick.


Before or after the accident?
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I can make farting noises with my eye.
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At parties, I can stand in the corner near the food table and wish I was good at small talk.

Oh wait, I guess that's not unique.
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wmshub wrote:
I can make farting noises with my eye.


Of all the threads to be beaten to the punch, this is the one.
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I can shuffle a standard deck of cards with one hand.
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I can make my jaw pop, loudly. I tell people my ear can be disconnected from my skull, and then I tell them to pull gently, and *CRACK*. People will jump a mile when they think they've really popped something.

I can also fold my tongue into a trefoil shape (curling it was too easy...).
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I can find the guy standing by the food table at parties and blame farts on him.
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I can find the guy standing by the food table at parties and blame farts on him.


Considering your obsessive and well-known love of burritos, I think that might backfire.
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It's fun, it's healthy, it's good exercise. The kids will just love it. And we put a little sand inside to make the experience more pleasant.
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I can do the elvis lip ever since I had a dream I got hit there with a rock. A cocker spaniel I had did it too.
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I can whistle while taking a breath, allowing me to constantly whistle.


I forgot about that one, I can whistle both ways too!
Can you also whistle while humming like I can?
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toober wrote:
b a n j o wrote:
I can whistle while taking a breath, allowing me to constantly whistle.


I forgot about that one, I can whistle both ways too!
Can you also whistle while humming like I can?
I can curl my tongue and whistle without pursing my lips. Is that unusual? For example, whistling while smiling. Some people wonder where the whistle is coming from.
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toober wrote:
b a n j o wrote:
I can whistle while taking a breath, allowing me to constantly whistle.


I forgot about that one, I can whistle both ways too!
Can you also whistle while humming like I can?
I can curl my tongue and whistle without pursing my lips. Is that unusual? For example, whistling while smiling. Some people wonder where the whistle is coming from.


I can whistle with only my tongue... lips open.

...and I can whistle whilst breathing in and out.

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my latest offspring can pick her nose and suck her thumb with one hand at the same time.....



.......talentninja
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mutton javelin1 wrote:
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my latest offspring can pick her nose and suck her thumb with one hand at the same time.....



.......talentninja


I'm guessing, I'm not the only one who just tried it?
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b a n j o wrote:
toober wrote:
b a n j o wrote:
I can whistle while taking a breath, allowing me to constantly whistle.


I forgot about that one, I can whistle both ways too!
Can you also whistle while humming like I can?


Yes, but not while taking a breath.


I can whistle and hum in both directions. My wife just looked at me with a wtf look. I gave her my one hand clap..She thinks I need help.
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I can:
* purr (more or less).
* wiggle the alae of my nose.
* make farting noises with my hands.
* bend the outermost joints of some fingers while keeping the other joints straight.
* squirt saliva from under my tongue.
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I can flex my nostrils (different from twitching nose) but I can't wiggle my ears.
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MWChapel wrote:
I can clap with one hand.

What kind of sound does that make?
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Hoya wrote:
MWChapel wrote:
I can clap with one hand.

What kind of sound does that make?


The same sound a two hand clap does.

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MWChapel wrote:
Hoya wrote:
MWChapel wrote:
I can clap with one hand.

What kind of sound does that make?


The same sound a two hand clap does.

Now I see. Or hear.
Regarding my question, I guess sometimes my jokes aren't too funny, now and Zen.
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Hoya wrote:
I guess sometimes my jokes aren't too funny, now and Zen.


Looks like I destroyed an entire philosophy...



Zen Master: "What is the sound of one hand clapping?"

Me: "This is the sound *CLAP* *CLAP* *CLAP*"
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