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Good news for horrible people, the email is out....

Here is the text of the email and HERE is the link to the place where you can get it !


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Dear horrible friends,

Today we're excited to tell you about the greatest product that we have ever made: The Bigger, Blacker Box. The Bigger Blacker Box is an empty black box that has room for every Cards Against Humanity card ever made (and many more that we'll make in the future). It also comes with fifty blank cards and our exclusive Box Expansion. Best of all, it's available now in the U.S. and Canada.

Cards Against Humanity ($25)
The First Expansion ($10)
The Second Expansion ($10)
The Third Expansion ($10)
The Bigger Blacker Box ($15)
Canadians: The Canadian web store
Brits: Available now on Amazon.co.uk

We believe that this product represents a paradigm shift in the world of box-related merchandise; you cannot possibly comprehend how big and black this box is until you hold it in your own hands. Get yours today.


- The Cards Against Humanity Team

P.S. Hey Brits, as you can see above, Cards Against Humanity is now available in the UK. We spent a year adapting nearly a quarter of the game to your outmoded culture. Get sorted at Amazon.co.uk.

P.P.S. Ed Balls.



To further inform you, here is the FAQ on the Bigger, blacker Box


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Your Dumb Questions

Why isn’t The Bigger Blacker Box sold on Amazon.com? The Bigger Blacker Box is too big and too black to be sold on Amazon.

What comes in the box? The Bigger Blacker Box contains room for about 1500 cards and comes with 10 plastic divider cards, 5 foam space-fillers, 40 blank White Cards, 10 blank Black Cards, and the 20-card Box Expansion, which you should not use.

Does The Bigger Blacker Box include Cards Against Humanity? No.

Is The Bigger Blacker Box a game that I can play? No, it's pretty much just a box.

Why can't I order more than one Bigger Blacker Box? For now, we've limited the box to one per order. No human being could withstand more than that amount of size and blackness.

Why shouldn't I play with the Box Expansion? Because it consists solely of 20 poorly-written cards about boxes.

It's 2013, and somehow I screwed up the address form. How is that even possible? Contact us.

My order never arrived. Also contact us.

Why don’t you ship outside the US and Canada? It's too expensive right now, but we're working on it.

Why don’t you offer expedited shipping? No one needs a box that quickly.

You should accept some weird payment system that's not the one you're using. No, we shouldn't.

Will you accept my BitCoins, CyberBeans, etc? Especially no.

What do I do with my foam space-filler blocks as I fill up the box? We don’t care as long as you don’t sue us.

Can I eat them? See above.

Is it safe to give you my credit card information? You are not actually giving us your credit card information. You are giving it to Stripe. We think it is very safe to allow Stripe to process your credit card.

What's your privacy policy? Except as required by law, we will never share your information with any third party. Who is a third party? Well the first party is us, and the second party is you. So a third party is anyone other than us and you. And, you know, they probably have enough already.
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Done!

I love how the final link brings you to parks in your area...everything they do is hysterical. Including making ordering via the internet fun.
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Such horrible (in the right way) attention to detail.

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You know, I didn't count. I mixed them in already. I think it was more like 20 than 10 tho. All white, no black cards. A whole mess of blank cards to go with them.
 
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KissaTaikuri wrote:
Hexis wrote:
It's here! WEEEEEEEEEEEE!

Such horrible (in the right way) attention to detail.

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For the box expansion the main page here suggests 20 cards. Mine only came with 10. Is yours the same or did you get 20?


My Box Expansion came with 20 unique white cards. I'd write to CAH explaining what happened.
 
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