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"Idiot. Nazis don't celebrate Christmas."
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See I told you Adolf was on the naughty list!
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Coming up at the top of the hour, the latest on the War on Christmas...
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X-mas was not so merry once the crew realised Flt Sgt Claus had got his zipper stuck on the arming screw.
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Mark my word, boys, someday we're going to be a very amusing plastic model kit!
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Because Adolf did not take the first note serious enough...

 
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Santa's elves dressed up like airmen to help load Hitler's present.
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Awaiting Rudolf for Adolf.
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"Guys, I don't think he actually celebrates any holidays."

"Sure he does. Did ya see he wished us Holy Night?"

"You need a better translator, Lieutenant; Kristallnacht has nothing to do with Christmas."
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Elf: Didn't he ask for the Spear of Destiny again this year, sir?
Santa: Yep.
Elf: Just checking sir.

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"Yes, mate, this one's for Hitler and the other, for his delusions."
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When a lump of coal just isn't enough...

(Besides, coal was rationed.)
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Is it just me or is Santa aroused at the thought of delivering this special gift?!?
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Is it just me or is Santa aroused at the thought of delivering this special gift?!?


He's twerking.
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Adolf was going to regret having the USAAF as his Secret Santa.


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Adolf was going to regret having the USAAF as his Secret Santa.


Well, the plane is called Birmingham Blitzkrieg (and even with the correct spelling of Blitzkrieg to boot!), so you're sure that it's not the RAF delivering that package?

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He's twerking.


Sorry, my dictionaries don't recognize 'twerking'. Care to elaborate? If it's RSP, please geekmail me. I'm eager to learn...
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dasher47051 wrote:
gamer72 wrote:
Adolf was going to regret having the USAAF as his Secret Santa.


Well, the plane is called Birmingham Blitzkrieg (and even with the correct spelling of Blitzkrieg to boot!), so you're sure that it's not the RAF delivering that package?

kluvon wrote:
He's twerking.


Sorry, my dictionaries don't recognize 'twerking'. Care to elaborate? If it's RSP, please geekmail me. I'm eager to learn...


Look it up on google images. Make sure safe mode is off. devil
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Is it just me or is Santa aroused at the thought of delivering this special gift?!?


Is that an iron bomb on that cart, or are you just happy to see me?
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egg_salad wrote:
dasher47051 wrote:
gamer72 wrote:
Adolf was going to regret having the USAAF as his Secret Santa.


Well, the plane is called Birmingham Blitzkrieg (and even with the correct spelling of Blitzkrieg to boot!), so you're sure that it's not the RAF delivering that package?

kluvon wrote:
He's twerking.


Sorry, my dictionaries don't recognize 'twerking'. Care to elaborate? If it's RSP, please geekmail me. I'm eager to learn...


Look it up on google images. Make sure safe mode is off. devil


LOL. If all else fails, turn to wikipedia...

wikipedia wrote:
Twerking (/ˈtwɜrkɪŋ/) is a type of dancing in which an individual dances to popular music in a sexually provocative manner involving thrusting hip movements and a low, squatting stance."


I have a hard time imagining 40es popular music to twerk to though...
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1 hour later in the night skys over Berlin the following was heard, "On Lancaster, on Fortress, on Mitchell, on Liberator, Her Hitler we will drop a bomb on you this night.
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dasher47051 wrote:
Is it just me or is Santa aroused at the thought of delivering this special gift?!?

He's just arming the bomb.
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Shortly before take-off the mission was scrubbed. Airmen Donner and Blitzen and LT Rudolph (Navigator) didn't pass their security and loyalty screening. Where did you boys say you were from?
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Meanwhile over at the Joy Division, some were already bombed.
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I've got your Blitzen right here!
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Santa: Go ahead boys, rub it for good luck... whistle

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