Mark Bigney
United States
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“Behold, Friday! You, being an ignorant man-child savage, might not appreciate, but this beast I have slain is called a chamois!”
“Yeah, sure, that’s nice white lady, but winter’s almost here, and you might want to consider building a roof or something.”
“Let me say it slowly for you so your tongue bereft of language can apprehend it: SHA--”
“Dude, your shelter sucks. It’s a lean-to you threw up next to a cliffside. When it rains--”
“Build a damn roof!”
“But look at all my fine meat? I shall feast on Shamwow stew for all eternity. It will never run out! I AM GOD OF ISLANDS.”
“Nice knowing you. I’ll take care of your dog after you snuff it.”
“How cute. Friday thinks he’s people!”
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