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This one pretty much ends it for 2014:

Cormac McCarthy’s Ex-Wife Pulls Gun From Vagina During Argument Over Aliens

Pure America: celebrities, sex, violence, and aliens.
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This is how all my alien arguments end.
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jonnylawless wrote:
This is how all my alien arguments end.


You pull a gun from your vagina?
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mrspank wrote:
jonnylawless wrote:
This is how all my alien arguments end.


You pull a gun from your vagina?


No, McCarthy's ex-wife does.
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Geosphere wrote:
mrspank wrote:
jonnylawless wrote:
This is how all my alien arguments end.


You pull a gun from your vagina?


No, McCarthy's ex-wife does.


She pulls a gun from johnnylawless's vagina?
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Golux13 wrote:
Geosphere wrote:
mrspank wrote:
jonnylawless wrote:
This is how all my alien arguments end.


You pull a gun from your vagina?


No, McCarthy's ex-wife does.


She pulls a gun from johnnylawless's vagina?


People at work are looking around wondering why I'm laughing out loud.
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Golux13 wrote:
Geosphere wrote:
mrspank wrote:
jonnylawless wrote:
This is how all my alien arguments end.


You pull a gun from your vagina?


No, McCarthy's ex-wife does.


She pulls a gun from johnnylawless's vagina?


Absolutely.

I really thought that was clear. Who else could I have been talking about?
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Had it been trauma to vagina, you might have had something.
 
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I saw that, too. But... I can only give it the silver medal.
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Too bad her boyfriend's name was redacted, I could've offered to be his publishing agent.
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Golux13 wrote:
This one pretty much ends it for 2014:

Cormac McCarthy’s Ex-Wife Pulls Gun From Vagina During Argument Over Aliens

Pure America: celebrities, sex, violence, and aliens.


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DKahnt wrote:
Golux13 wrote:
This one pretty much ends it for 2014:

Cormac McCarthy’s Ex-Wife Pulls Gun From Vagina During Argument Over Aliens

Pure America: celebrities, sex, violence, and aliens.


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Those microbadges make it hard to see the details. I can't tell if that's an alien, a gun or a vagina. It's like when I tried watching porn on those scrambled pay channels without paying. "So... is he... wait, is that a coffee cup?"
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This has to be a joke!

I mean common, she had a gun up there during sex, what is she the Blackwall Tunnel?
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This has to be a joke!

I mean common, she had a gun up there during sex, what is she the Blackwall Tunnel?


What?

She used a gun as a dildo - aside from being potentially lethal the actual mechanics of it are pretty straight forward since the barrel of a gun is not dissimilar in size and shape to what might usually be used.

I presume it wasn't a .45 Magnum though.
 
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slatersteven wrote:
This has to be a joke!

I mean common, she had a gun up there during sex, what is she the Blackwall Tunnel?


What?

She used a gun as a dildo - aside from being potentially lethal the actual mechanics of it are pretty straight forward since the barrel of a gun is not dissimilar in size and shape to what might usually be used.

I presume it wasn't a .45 Magnum though.
And I don't get jokes?
 
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And I don't get jokes?




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GameCrossing wrote:
DKahnt wrote:
Golux13 wrote:
This one pretty much ends it for 2014:

Cormac McCarthy’s Ex-Wife Pulls Gun From Vagina During Argument Over Aliens

Pure America: celebrities, sex, violence, and aliens.


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Those microbadges make it hard to see the details. I can't tell if that's an alien, a gun or a vagina. It's like when I tried watching porn on those scrambled pay channels without paying. "So... is he... wait, is that a coffee cup?"


No, it was probably a beer bottle or some ping pong balls.
 
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