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Sugarless gummy bears
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Because poop is always funny

It sure is.


EDIT:

Safety Warning: Consumption of some sugar-free candies may cause stomach discomfort and/or a laxative effect. Individual tolerance will vary. If this is the first time you’ve tried these candies, we recommend beginning with one-fourth of a serving size or less. Made with Lycasin, a sugar alcohol. As with other sugar alcohols, people sensitive to this substance may experience upset stomachs.

http://www.amazon.com/Haribo-Gummy-Candy-Sugarless-5-Pound/d...
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Wiping tears from my eyes.

I am considering buying a bag for work and leaving it out in the Geedunk room with a sign that says "Help Yourself".

Just because.

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bop517 wrote:
Wiping tears from my eyes.

Same.
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So is this why most people think A-Rod is full of shit?
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bop517 wrote:
Wiping tears from my eyes.



I lost it at the wedding food comment... laugh
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Wow..I am completly floored....thos are magic gummi bears!!!
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I agree with the review that suggests sending a bag to every member of Congress.

Finally, something useful on the Internet.
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I wonder if it is too late to give a farewell gift to the managers at my previous job.
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True Story Time

My wife gave a bag of Russel Stover sugar-free candies to one of my son's school teachers (she is a diabetic). The teacher placed them in a bowl on her desk. The vice principal (a woman that my wife has actually butted heads with in the past) stops by said teacher's classroom after hours to discuss something with her and helps herself to the candies in the bowl on the teacher's desk. Hilarity in the form of uncontrollable gastrointestinal discharge over the next 24 hours ensues. My wife feels a little bit guilty for about 350 nanoseconds.
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I bought some shoes from a drug dealer. I don’t know what he laced them with, but I’ve been tripping all day.
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"It is by Haribo alone that I set my bowels in motion. It is by the bear of the gummy that my stomach acquires cramps, the toilet acquires stains, the screaming becomes a warning. It is by Haribo alone that I set my bowels in motion."
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claymore_57 wrote:
"It is by Haribo alone that I set my bowels in motion. It is by the bear of the gummy that my stomach acquires cramps, the toilet acquires stains, the screaming becomes a warning. It is by Haribo alone that I set my bowels in motion."


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Wow! Some real honesty for once. Maybe I ought to buy some? I could give them to my boss maybe... I dunno... just to be a nice guy you know.


*disclaimer

My boss is actually a pretty nice feller.
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On NPR this morning
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"I'm Keeping Your Poop in a Jar" by Hayseed Dixie

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