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So all of a sudden my office smelled like a waste sewage plant. It appeared as if it were a flash, it violated my nose, and then disappeared like unguarded baked goods. I'm the only one in here..., but I have not ruled out some sort of time traveling drive-by. I'm too scared to close the door.

I just thought you'd like to know.
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tickmanfan wrote:
I'm the only one in here...
Hmm, perhaps the combination of this quote, your love of burritos, and the axiom "he who smelt it..." may provide some answers here
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Is your job shit?
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sigmazero13 wrote:
Hmm, perhaps the combination of this quote, your love of burritos, and the axiom "he who smelt it..." may provide some answers here
Shoot, just breathing gives me gas.

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Is your job shit?
Yes... yes it is.
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sigmazero13 wrote:
tickmanfan wrote:
I'm the only one in here...
Hmm, perhaps the combination of this quote, your love of burritos, and the axiom "he who smelt it..." may provide some answers here

The scientifically proven "Smelt it, dealt it" principle.
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charlieturtle wrote:
sigmazero13 wrote:
tickmanfan wrote:
I'm the only one in here...
Hmm, perhaps the combination of this quote, your love of burritos, and the axiom "he who smelt it..." may provide some answers here

The scientifically proven "Smelt it, dealt it" principle.

Dunno, my FIL always says "skunk can't smell its own hole".
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tickmanfan wrote:
sigmazero13 wrote:
Hmm, perhaps the combination of this quote, your love of burritos, and the axiom "he who smelt it..." may provide some answers here
Shoot, just breathing gives me gas.

slatersteven wrote:
Is your job shit?
Yes... yes it is.
There you go then, it's the smell of success.
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wifwendell wrote:
charlieturtle wrote:
sigmazero13 wrote:
tickmanfan wrote:
I'm the only one in here...
Hmm, perhaps the combination of this quote, your love of burritos, and the axiom "he who smelt it..." may provide some answers here

The scientifically proven "Smelt it, dealt it" principle.

Dunno, my FIL always says "skunk can't smell its own hole".

I think this needs some serious research.

Of course there's always the barking wall spiders
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tickmanfan wrote:
some sort of time traveling drive-by

IT WORKS!!!!!


Or rather, it will work.
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jeffwiles wrote:
IT WORKS!!!!!
I should have known.
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The Japanese have developed a phone app plug in that delivers smells along with sounds.

One more reason to avoid a smart phone.
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Orangemoose wrote:
The Japanese have developed a phone app plug in that delivers smells along with sounds.

I don't think you're supposed to put it there... whistle
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Have you ruled out ninjas specialising in particularly stinky assaults?
Yes, because I am still alive.
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Orangemoose wrote:
The Japanese have developed a phone app plug in that delivers smells along with sounds.

One more reason to avoid a smfart phone.
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tickmanfan wrote:
So all of a sudden my office smelled like a waste sewage plant. It appeared as if it were a flash, it violated my nose, and then disappeared like unguarded baked goods. I'm the only one in here..., but I have not ruled out some sort of time traveling drive-by.

Or a fartriloquist
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How did he never see this?!
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jonnylawless wrote:
How did he never see this?!

He who?

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sunkencheerio wrote:
jonnylawless wrote:
How did he never see this?!

He who?


Mr Fartguyperson, I imagine. Unless of course they've already posted here using their real identity. We could possibly determine this by the stringent scientific process of fart-werewolf.
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Whew it wasn't me. Girls don't fart. cool


Think about it though, whoever did it was a genius. Cropdust the burrito guy's office. People will automatically blame him and not the actual fart-maker. Brilliant!
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sunkencheerio wrote:
jonnylawless wrote:
How did he never see this?!

He who?

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Dat's who!
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Hey, MrFart never appeared in my thread!
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He who?

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Dat's who!

That's the guy!
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tickmanfan wrote:
MABBY wrote:
He who?

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Dat's who!

That's the guy![/q]

Right - but he's also a master of disguise. Now, I dislike fart-related paranoia as much as the next Chit-Chatter, but he really could be any one of us.
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tickmanfan wrote:
El_Phen wrote:
Have you ruled out ninjas specialising in particularly stinky assaults?
Yes, because I am still alive.

Are you sure?
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MWChapel wrote:
Maybe he died and is now haunting you.
Again?

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tickmanfan wrote:
El_Phen wrote:
Have you ruled out ninjas specialising in particularly stinky assaults?
Yes, because I am still alive.
Are you sure?
Yes, because I am at work. Wait, is this hell?
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