This farm is all about the contented cows!
Brown Swiss cattle have been made over into Holsteins. No more confusion with lumber!
The cave has been furnished with Office Room (for extra grazing space), Stubble Room (for a few cows to have some personal space), Breakfast Room (a little indoor retreat), Mixed Dwelling & Entry Dwelling (special rooms for 2 each), Milking Parlor, Breeding Cave, and Slaughtering Cave (for food efficiency & thus less killing; tucked away from cozy living quarters).
Now that I've repainted my cows, I feel quite fond of them. How far should I take it? Should I add a purple cow for giggles? Ogden Nash seemed to think it would be unhappy.
I never saw a Purple Cow,
I never hope to see one;
But I can tell you, anyhow,
I'd rather see than be one.
And he would be unhappy with me for mentioning it.
Ah, yes, I wrote the "Purple Cow"—
I'm Sorry, now, I wrote it;
But I can tell you Anyhow
I'll Kill you if you Quote it!