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The weather has cleared up, so the fields around my house have started seeing some activity, and today they brought back the dreaded crap cannons.

What's a crap cannon, you ask? Imagine a canister round like they used in artillery shells not so long ago, a claymore mine or something equally nasty, strap it to the back of a huge tractor vehicle, replace the ammunition with a pungent mixture of pig excrements and cow droppings, set it on "autofire" and drive around merrily.


Exhibit 1: we'll never know the thought process behind "you know what we could put in this thing? pig dung!"

There were three such vehicles around the house all day, happily spraying the stuff around, and for good measure they left a generous trail of it all along the access road.


Exhibit 2: ammunition factory

Coincidentally, I've been sick the past few days and today my nostrils started functioning properly again. I am extremely pleased to be fit enough to enjoy the state of the art of French agricultural technology.
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That's the smell of MONEY
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Orangemoose wrote:
That's the smell of MONEY


Maybe you should start keeping your wallet in your front pocket.
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mylittlepwny wrote:
Orangemoose wrote:
That's the smell of MONEY


Maybe you should start keeping your wallet in your front pocket.


You're in Nebraska, I grew up in Iowa - we know the smell of money.
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Oh my god, I love pigs! I would love to have one as a pet.
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futhee wrote:
Oh my god, I love pigs! I would love to have one as a pet.They are quite tasty!

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I'm assuming that the dung is being used as fertilizer? Don't complain, man. Here in the states we use anhydrous ammonia, which is poisonous, incredibly hard on soil, and crazy explosive. I'd LOVE for farmers around here to switch to crap.
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braveheart101 wrote:
I'm assuming that the dung is being used as fertilizer? Don't complain, man. Here in the states we use anhydrous ammonia, which is poisonous, incredibly hard on soil, and crazy explosive. I'd LOVE for farmers around here to switch to crap.


Yes, it's fertilizer. They use anhydrous ammonia elsewhere in France, but since Brittany is pig raising country they use that instead. It's not explosive but it comes with its own problems, most of the water tables in the region are heavily polluted by nitrates and antibiotics. We have a well we'd love to use but it's not going to happen
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