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Dennis Ku
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"You can spend all your time making money / Or you can spend all your love making time."
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I can't do anything right. I always poop my pants.

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You eat too much coconut.
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Doug Hook
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"Many that live deserve death. And some that die deserve life. Can you give it to them? Then do not be too eager to deal out death in judgement. For even the very wise cannot see all ends."
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"I wish it need not have happened in my time," said Frodo. "So do I," said Gandalf, "and so do all who live to see such times. But that is not for them to decide. All we have to decide is what to do with the time that is given us."
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Skip the toss salad and graham crackers with prune juice.
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As grey traces of dawn tinge the eastern sky, the three travellers, men of Willowdale, emerge from the forest's shadow. Fording the river, they turn south, journeying into the dark and forbidding lands of The Necromancer...
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"This is a really weird game, and you’ll find that most people will not want to play this."
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"Come on! Come on! Come and get it, baby! Come on! I don't got all day! Come on! Come on! Come on you bastard! Come on, you too! Oh, you want some of this? "
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As grey traces of dawn tinge the eastern sky, the three travellers, men of Willowdale, emerge from the forest's shadow. Fording the river, they turn south, journeying into the dark and forbidding lands of The Necromancer...
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I bought some shoes from a drug dealer. I don’t know what he laced them with, but I’ve been tripping all day.
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I think that all right-thinking people in this country are sick and tired of being told that ordinary, decent people are fed up in this country with being sick and tired. I’m certainly not, and I’m sick and tired of being told that I am.
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Here's the Christmas version:



and a variation:



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How have I not seen those Kmart ads until now?
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http://www.kongregate.com/games/rete/dont-shit-your-pants
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