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Rudy
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...but this one thing I do, forgetting those things which are behind,
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It's not a good idea to keep lightly punching yourself in the jaw, because you are bored, while swishing mouth wash. You might just hit the cheek that is full.

The 60 year old janitor at work told me the secret to why he is always happy. "I'm not married, that's why. Hahaha"

If you want to fix/grease a door so that it's no longer a struggle to open, please tell other people that aren't used to opening the same door lightly.
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Euen McMurry
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Don't tell people that you have a cabin in the middle of the woods.
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Andy Andersen
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Don't drive with a towel on your lap.
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Don't drive with Andy in your lap.
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Todays avatar: Last time I saw Axl he was waiting for his forever home.
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Your old college drinking buddies will be your worst employees and your new country club drinking buddies will be your worst customers.
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Billy McBoatface
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KGS is the #1 web site for playing go over the internet. Visit now!
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Yes, I really am that awesome.
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When somebody tries to mug you, do not take a picture. No matter how popular your instagram feed is.
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Wendell
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Si non potes reperire Berolini in tabula, ludens essetis non WIF.
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Hey, get your stinking cursor off my face! I got nukes, you know.
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Don't shave while body surfing.
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Mystery McMysteryface
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People lie.

People lie to your face.

People lie even when they know that you will soon find out the truth.

People suck. Life sucks.
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Jonny Lawless
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Love my girls!
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My name is Glenn! Long have I carried Cyrus's hopes and dreams, and now I bear the Masamune as well! Henceforth, I claim them as my own! I shall slay the Fiendlord Magus and restore our honor!
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If your toddler who normally sings and talks constantly isn't making sound, she's almost certainly breaking something.
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Michael Wintz
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jonnylawless wrote:
If your toddler who normally sings and talks constantly isn't making sound, she's almost certainly breaking something.


If it's a toddler, chances are she's almost certainly breaking wind.
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