I decided to create some... interesting cards for Twilight Struggle.
Goddamn Socialists*: M, USSR, 2: Add sufficient USSR influence for control of Canada. US gets +4 to all coup attempts against Canada.
Unfortunate Illnesses*: L, USA, 3: USSR player must discard non-scoring cards that sum to 4. If they can’t, they discard as many non-scoring cards as they can. (This is a reference to Secretaries Andropov and Chernenko.)
Generalissimo Francisco Franco Is Still Dead*: M, USSR, 1: Remove 1 US influence from Spain/Portugal.
Death by Seashell and Other Shenanigans*: M, USA, 1: The US player may make up to 4 realignment rolls against Cuba at -2 each.
We Didn't Start the Fire*: L, USA, 2: Name a line from "We Didn't Start the Fire" in the game. Look for that card and play it, no matter where it is. Look through your opponent's hand last. If you looked through the deck, shuffle it.