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At work today, my wife (graphic designer of print media) got this request, a customer sent a list of raffle prizes for a fundraiser, this was one of the items on the prize list:

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Golf Outing for 4 at Local Heights Golf Club

You and 3 friends will be offered 18 hoes at this award winning golf course.

How would you divvy them up amongst 4 people?
Do 2 people get 1 extra ho each?
Or does the VIP get 2 extra hoes to him/her self?

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And more crucial than the sharing problem, are you expected to play golf with these hoes?
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I'll take two tickets please.
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Not, it's not "ho's", it's "hoes". The winner and 3 friends will spend a fun day weeding and gardening the back 9.
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And more crucial than the sharing problem, are you expected to play golf with these hoes?

What's their handicap?
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weeding and gardening the back 9.


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I get all 18. You all watch.

There...split them up just right.
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I get all 18. You all watch.

There...split them up just right.
See, now that's just downright selfish.
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fightcitymayor wrote:
At work today, my wife (graphic designer of print media) got this request, a customer sent a list of raffle prizes for a fundraiser, this was one of the items on the prize list:

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Golf Outing for 4 at Local Heights Golf Club

You and 3 friends will be offered 18 hoes at this award winning golf course.

How would you divvy them up amongst 4 people?



Something something split them down the middle.
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Reminds me of the sign I saw at my favorite garden center about a month ago. I should have bought it when I had the chance; now it's gone.

"A dirty hoe is a happy hoe."
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fightcitymayor wrote:
demondude777 wrote:
I get all 18. You all watch.

There...split them up just right.
See, now that's just downright selfish.


Friends that care....share.

And I don't care. So it seems fair to me.
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I though somebody else had gotten mails about lonely singles in the apartment next door I think they where up to 18 diffrent ones when I lost count. In a one room appartment...

(Ah the wonderfull world of spam)
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nycavri wrote:
wmshub wrote:
And more crucial than the sharing problem, are you expected to play golf with these hoes?

What's their handicap?

Low self-esteem and/or daddy issues
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Bearcat89 wrote:
nycavri wrote:
wmshub wrote:
And more crucial than the sharing problem, are you expected to play golf with these hoes?

What's their handicap?

Low self-esteem and/or daddy issues

[I figured *somebody* would have to take a swing . . .]
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nycavri wrote:
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nycavri wrote:
wmshub wrote:
And more crucial than the sharing problem, are you expected to play golf with these hoes?

What's their handicap?

Low self-esteem and/or daddy issues

[I figured *somebody* would have to take a swing . . .]

I excel at harvesting low-hanging fruit.
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Bearcat89 wrote:
nycavri wrote:
Bearcat89 wrote:
nycavri wrote:
wmshub wrote:
And more crucial than the sharing problem, are you expected to play golf with these hoes?

What's their handicap?

Low self-esteem and/or daddy issues

[I figured *somebody* would have to take a swing . . .]

I excel at harvesting low-hanging fruit.



I don't think that is a phrase you want to use in a sexual innuendo thread.
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Altair IV wrote:
Bearcat89 wrote:
nycavri wrote:
Bearcat89 wrote:
nycavri wrote:
wmshub wrote:
And more crucial than the sharing problem, are you expected to play golf with these hoes?

What's their handicap?

Low self-esteem and/or daddy issues

[I figured *somebody* would have to take a swing . . .]

I excel at harvesting low-hanging fruit.

I don't think that is a phrase you want to use in a sexual innuendo thread.

I think that is *exactly* why he chose that phrase . . .
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nycavri wrote:
Altair IV wrote:
Bearcat89 wrote:
nycavri wrote:
Bearcat89 wrote:
nycavri wrote:
wmshub wrote:
And more crucial than the sharing problem, are you expected to play golf with these hoes?

What's their handicap?

Low self-esteem and/or daddy issues

[I figured *somebody* would have to take a swing . . .]

I excel at harvesting low-hanging fruit.

I don't think that is a phrase you want to use in a sexual innuendo thread.

I think that is *exactly* why he chose that phrase . . .

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nycavri wrote:

I think that is *exactly* why he chose that phrase . . .


must not be over 40
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One whore is a handful. Even if you aren't married.



You're doing it wrong. Should be 2 handsful.
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Altair IV wrote:
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I think that is *exactly* why he chose that phrase . . .

must not be over 40

I turn 40 next week. Wait! What?
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nycavri wrote:
Altair IV wrote:
nycavri wrote:
I think that is *exactly* why he chose that phrase . . .

must not be over 40

I turn 40 next week. Wait! What?

They haven't told you yet?
I seeeee. WELL! It's nothing really, you'll be fine, most likely.
Anyway... How about those whores?!
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