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Subject: Create-A-Caption Contest (April 24, 2014) - Ridiculously small amounts of GG to be won! rss

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Wielding the bigger stick was always more important to some...
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..and neither of them were ever seen again..
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"...and Gulliver's Gun goes off!"
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When asses go for elephants....
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+2 modifier for using the "Big" gun
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"When you said you wanted to knock over a bank I thought you meant something else!"
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She should have kept her mouth shut.


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As news spread that the invaders were approaching the Ricola factory, the horns used for their advertising were quickly modified to defend the plant.

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Ash Williams as Teddy Roosevelt.

Speak softly, and carry a big BOOM-stick!
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You other eight guys, bring the giant exploding cigar up next to my novelty lighter.
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Bystanders were disappointed when the end result was simply an unfurled BOOM! flag.
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Freeze, Capone! I've got you covered!
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[Sigh] "Damn."
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The original BFG (Barrel Fortified Gun) was affectionatly referred to as the
'Love Gun'.........but not by the BAG (Barrel Assisting Gunnery) man.
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In Civilization, spending too much on Social Development and too little on Technology can create odd situations.

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"Dr. Freud to the white courtesy phone, please."
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After pulling the trigger, George lost all his teeth (and his
consciousness!) as the gun's recoil firmly kicked him in the head...
      Tell me quick
      Oh, ain't that a kick?
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      Ain't that a kick in the head! ♫♪


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NRA lobbyists visit the Capitol.
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"The problem is not the shooting, it's managing to aim with Jones stubby fingers covering the gun sight..."
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"We're sick and tired of being called midgets and dwarfs and hobbits and hoompa-loompas! We're fighting back!"
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President Eisenhower, looking down from the balcony above: "Dammit, Herbert, don't twist my words. It's all the goose shit on the lawn I'm tired of! No one said anything about communists."
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When you outlaw guns, only dorks in suits will have guns.
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I know what you're thinking: "Did he fire 5 shots or 6?"
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"My, what big knockers you have!"
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