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I give you.... Obama... at a Little League game... 5 years now trying to learn how to NOT throw like a girl:



There you have it folks. The most powerful nebbish on the planet. A man-like creature who inspires only those who feel guilty theye're white, guilty they're not gay or genderless, guilty they have a nice house or those who want this guy to give them a phone and sumadat Obama Cash.

For those who hate sports or who are lousy foreigners this diagram explains it all:



In closing I want to assure attendees at any future ball game where Obama is tasked with throwing out the first ball your chances of being hit by an errant toss are two: None. And absolutely none.




I'm at the point where I don't give two fucks who runs against who in 2016... I just want someone, male or female, who doesn't look like a total loser doing sports.
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You should get Putin! He would be great for you guys. A muscular sportsman, gets that Alaskan oil flowing, annexes Canada, locks up the queers, etc.
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You should get Putin! He would be great for you guys. A muscular sportsman, gets that Alaskan oil flowing, annexes Canada, locks up the queers, etc.


Putin would be fine. He'd be the 2nd president born in a foreign country.
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You should get Putin! He would be great for you guys. A muscular sportsman, gets that Alaskan oil flowing, annexes Canada, locks up the queers, etc.

Fuck yes! That dude is like a Communist too, right? DW would surely love him! Shit, making fun of American leaders is what all Communists love to do, ain't that right?

I wonder if this Obummer guy plays any other sports besides, no wait, Baseball isn't a sport, just a pastime. Does he play Hockey or Basketball?
 
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sbszine wrote:
You should get Putin! He would be great for you guys. A muscular sportsman, gets that Alaskan oil flowing, annexes Canada, locks up the queers, etc.


Putin would be fine. He'd be the 2nd president born in a foreign country.

Tenth. The first nine Presidents were all born before the Treaty of Paris and the recognition of the United States as a nation.
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You should get Putin! He would be great for you guys. A muscular sportsman, gets that Alaskan oil flowing, annexes Canada, locks up the queers, etc.


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Awkward presidential pitching => Russia emerges as a superpower

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THE FIRST PITCH IS SPORTS! AGREE!
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Awkward presidential pitching => Russia emerges as a superpower


Isn't that a Late War card for Twilight Struggle?
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Also... Putin scored 6 goals and had 11 points this night:

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damiangerous wrote:
DWTripp wrote:
sbszine wrote:
You should get Putin! He would be great for you guys. A muscular sportsman, gets that Alaskan oil flowing, annexes Canada, locks up the queers, etc.


Putin would be fine. He'd be the 2nd president born in a foreign country.

Tenth. The first nine Presidents were all born before the Treaty of Paris and the recognition of the United States as a nation.
Beat me too it.
 
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Also... Putin scored 6 goals and had 11 points this night:

But has he had 19 holes in one on an 18 hole course?
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DWTripp wrote:
I give you.... Obama... at a Little League game... 5 years now trying to learn how to NOT throw like a girl:



There you have it folks. The most powerful nebbish on the planet. A man-like creature who inspires only those who feel guilty theye're white, guilty they're not gay or genderless, guilty they have a nice house or those who want this guy to give them a phone and sumadat Obama Cash.

For those who hate sports or who are lousy foreigners this diagram explains it all:



In closing I want to assure attendees at any future ball game where Obama is tasked with throwing out the first ball your chances of being hit by an errant toss are two: None. And absolutely none.




I'm at the point where I don't give two fucks who runs against who in 2016... I just want someone, male or female, who doesn't look like a total loser doing sports.
Yep, I think this pretty well sums up why America is fucked, obsession with trivialities.
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No comment on how he's wearing a shirt and tie while playing a children's game?
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No comment on how he's wearing a shirt and tie while playing a children's game?
I would have thought wearing the vest is more embarrassing, Putin would not wear a vest.
 
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No comment on how he's wearing a shirt and tie while playing a children's game?
I would have thought wearing the vest is more embarrassing, Putin would not wear a vest.


Putin would probably be drunk and shirtless.
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Dispaminite wrote:
slatersteven wrote:
Dispaminite wrote:
No comment on how he's wearing a shirt and tie while playing a children's game?
I would have thought wearing the vest is more embarrassing, Putin would not wear a vest.


Putin would probably be drunk and shirtless.
Not so sure about teh drunk, Putin does not get drunk, drunk gets Putin.

Putin a real man's man (But not that kind of man's man)
 
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Dispaminite wrote:
slatersteven wrote:
Dispaminite wrote:
No comment on how he's wearing a shirt and tie while playing a children's game?
I would have thought wearing the vest is more embarrassing, Putin would not wear a vest.


Putin would probably be drunk and shirtless.
Not so sure about teh drunk, Putin does not get drunk, drunk gets Putin.


I assume Putin is drunk in all things he does. Makes it funnier when you think about it.
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Dispaminite wrote:
slatersteven wrote:
Dispaminite wrote:
slatersteven wrote:
Dispaminite wrote:
No comment on how he's wearing a shirt and tie while playing a children's game?
I would have thought wearing the vest is more embarrassing, Putin would not wear a vest.


Putin would probably be drunk and shirtless.
Not so sure about teh drunk, Putin does not get drunk, drunk gets Putin.


I assume Putin is drunk in all things he does. Makes it funnier when you think about it.
Not really, I would rather have a man who want to rule me in charge of nukes then someone who does not even know where his front door is.
 
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slatersteven wrote:
rangerx wrote:
Also... Putin scored 6 goals and had 11 points this night:


But has he had 19 holes in one on an 18 hole course?


C'mon now, don't be ridiculous... he's no Dear Leader.

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Also... Putin scored 6 goals and had 11 points this night:



I heard he really... dictated... the play.
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Hey, jockey jock. It's not high school. No one cares about your stupid sports ball game anymore.

Now hurry up and bring me the fries I ordered.
 
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Hey, jockey jock. It's not high school. No one cares about your stupid sports ball game anymore.

Now hurry up and bring me the fries I ordered.


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