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Rusty McFisticuffs
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Hellhammer, age 11, as we're riding our bikes past a pig farm in the afternoon sun, our tires kicking up flecks of pigshit which are sticking to our sweaty bodies: "Mom said she might make me start wearing deoderant."

Me: "Huh."

Her: "I know sometimes I smell a little weird, but... really?
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It starts with deodorant and then it's changing clothes 12 times a day.
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Relish the moment very soon she wont ride her bike past the pig farm with you...
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I can hardly wait for the "training bra" anecdote.
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MABBY wrote:
I can hardly wait for the "training bra" anecdote.


I've never quite understood the "training" part (although I don't spend much time pondering it). Why do they need to be trained? Are they going to run away unexpectedly? Boys don't wear "training' underwear when they reach puberty.

Life remains mysterious
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Orangemoose wrote:
MABBY wrote:
I can hardly wait for the "training bra" anecdote.


I've never quite understood the "training" part (although I don't spend much time pondering it). Why do they need to be trained? Are they going to run away unexpectedly? Boys don't wear "training' underwear when they reach puberty.

Life remains mysterious


As eggie explained it to me, it's a way to subdue pokey nipples before support is needed. Same reason denim jeans are a godsend to adolescent boys plagued by spontaneous chub-ons during school.
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Wait... what?
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Next thing you know, she'll be expected to clean her room. When will the madness end?
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