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I think I'm leaning towards cute butts but I'm concerned that might be an age thing. Perhaps cute butts designate 18 to 22 year olds and hot butts designate 23 and up.

This is a crisis.
 
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We need a pictoral guide to further the understanding of butt-typology.
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Let's call it "Butt's for Dummies".
 
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Venga2 wrote:
Let's call it "Butt's for Dummies".


More popular than 'Dummies for Butts'.

Hmm, maybe that only works in colloquial English-English.
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I have long wondered what it is that makes a butt attractive or not. If one were to ask 5 different guys to rank 10 butts, I think there would be no agreement at all.

However, I do believe that yoga pants and bicycle shorts rank up with fire and the wheel as crowning achievements of mankind.
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From what I can tell cute butts are generally high, perky, small, and the result of general overall fitness(volleyballers, soccer players, joggers etc) These I like. Hot butts are more curvy, pronounced, and the result of genetic lottery. These are not my bag (Jlo, Beyonce, Kim K)
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Shadrach wrote:
Hot butts are the result of genetic lottery.


That's true for both men and women. You can try making it better with sport, but if you don't have good genes, the result will be minor.
 
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Fags are bad for your health.
 
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Look is important, but sensitivity and spankability should not be discounted.
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I think it's better to have a clean butt.
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I don't see why you should have to decide.

I like butts that are cute and hot simultaneously.

(and agree with Joe, they won't be either unless clean)
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More to the point, what is it with straight women that makes them such big fans of guys with perky asses?
 
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braveheart101 wrote:
More to the point, what is it with straight women that makes them such big fans of guys with perky asses?


Ass appreciation isn't limited by sexual orientation or gender. Neither is ass play, for that matter. Some people just like a perky butt, and there's no shame in that.
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I must have a really nice butt because after I meet people for the first time, I often hear them say, "What an ass."
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joe_salamone wrote:
I often hear them say, "What an ass."


Well, it's definitely better to have a nice ass than a nice asshole
 
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More to the point, what is it with straight women that makes them such big fans of guys with perky asses?


Genetic programming.

Perky ass = more toned = better hunter = better mate.
 
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